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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 811 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Towns Built: | 8 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!