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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 1003 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 213 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 344 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!