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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 3733 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 50 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!