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Crafty Copprtfield’s Crappy Adventures

Adventures, Copprtfields, Crafty, Crappy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Copprtfield is in deep shit! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Copprtfield dug too greedily and too deep, unleashing a horde of angry creepers upon his land. Now, his once beautiful kingdom is in ruins and he needs your help to rebuild and defend against the explosive menace.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored zombies to flying pigs, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs.

So come join us on our server and help Copprtfield out of his deep shit situation. Who knows, you might just become the hero of this wacky Minecraft world!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Radiance server Minecraft

home, Light-Anarchy, Minecraft, privates, Radiance server

Light-Anarchy without privates, without /home

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ProjectEco: The Not-So-Friendly Server – Now with even more non-op surprises!

Nonop, NotSoFriendly, ProjectEco, PvP, Server, Surprises

ProjectEco New Season [PVP] {Prison} {NON-OP} {Classic} {OG}

Discord: discord.projecteco.net

Server Information:
IP	Play.Projecteco.net
Version	1.20+

⚙️ Server Overview:

This server is completely NON OP and is a twist on classic prison servers from back in the day. Although the server is based around old school prison servers, we have tons of updated and enjoyable features, including a fun story of quests to take you through your ranks.

This server features custom content such as custom quests, custom enchantments, custom drops, custom fishing and cosmetics in order to ensure your experience at ProjectEco is unique.

NEW SEASON JUST RELEASED

💡 Gameplay Highlights:

🎮 Fair gameplay – Our server allows gives all players a fair chance to succeed
👥 Friendly & Active Community – Forge new friendships and create clans to play alongside others and escape the mines
🔧 Anti-Cheat – Don’t worry about hackers while playing on the server
🛠️ Dedicated Support – Our active trained staff team ensures your smooth gameplay

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server OP or NON-OP?	The server is completely NON OP.
What version is the server running on?	The server is running on version 1.20 or above.
Are there custom quests on the server?	Yes, the server features custom quests to take you through your ranks.
Is there a dedicated support team on the server?	Yes, the server has an active trained staff team to ensure smooth gameplay.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Malky’s Minecraft Madness

Abuse, Article, Daily Mail, Divorce, End.., force, Friends, husband, Jewish, madness, Malky Berkowitz, Malkys, Marriage, Minecraft, News, Orthodox, papers, protest, sex strike, SIGNING, solidarity, Wolf, Women

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your mom’s soap operas? Well, look no further! Join our server where we have Jewish Orthodox women going on a sex strike to get their friend Malky’s abusive husband “Wolf” to sign those divorce papers. That’s right, no one gets any action until Malky is free from that creep! So come on over and witness the craziest love triangle Minecraft has ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of drama? Join now and help Malky get her divorce, because we all know that’s the real end game here.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Crafty Ladies: Building Blocks and Breaking Stereotypes!

activism, blocks, BREAKING, building, Challenges, CHANGE, Crafty, cultural beliefs, Cultural differences, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender equality, Gender Roles, Global Issues, ladies, patriarchy, Perspectives, progress, social change, social norms, society, Stereotypes, women’s perspectives, WOMENS RIGHTS

Tired of living in a world where women think there’s “enough feminism”? Come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is that feminism is always in style! Our pixelated world is filled with strong, independent female players who build epic structures and slay dragons with ease. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is actually a fierce feminist who fights for equal rights in the virtual realm. So if you’re looking for a server where women rule and feminism reigns supreme, look no further! Join us today and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Star TrekCraft: Boldly Crafting Where No Block Has Gone Before, Set Phasers to Fun!

1.18, 1.19, 1.21, BLOCK, Boldly, Competitions, Contests, Crafting, Discord, EULA Compliant, Events, family friendly, friendly community, Fun, Griefing, map expansion, Phasers, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, rules, set, Staff, star, TOWN, TrekCraft, Trivia, Voting, Website

Minecraft Server: TrekCraft

Overview
TrekCraft is not an ordinary server. We have a friendly community that participates in events every week. We have a variety of game-enhancing plugins, including Towny, McMMO, Mythic Mobs with custom bosses, ArtMap, Jobs, chest shops, crates, auctions, quests, and more. Our staff hosts events such as trivia and contests, creating a fun and welcoming environment for players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server family friendly?	Yes, we maintain a family-friendly environment with no swearing or inappropriate behavior allowed.
Are there rules against raiding and griefing?	Yes, we are a no raiding, no griefing server. Staff will assist in rolling back any griefing incidents.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is turned off in the wild but can be enabled in towns or arenas. Most towns have PvP turned off within their borders.
How can players obtain ranks on the server?	Ranks are earned through in-game events, contests, treasure hunts, and voting. We are fully EULA compliant.

For more information and to join the server, visit mc.TrekCraft.net. You can also visit our website at https://www.trekcraft.ca.

Join our Discord by logging in and typing /discord for a link. We keep it private to reduce bots.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

LOLcraft: Endwalker Edition

Balmung, catgirls, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, DAWNTRAIL, early access, Edition, endwalker, Femra, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Kappa Casual Crystal Conflict, Linkshells, LolCraft, make it rain, MEETUPS, Moogle Treasure Trove, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, wolf’s den, xivg, Yo-Kai Watch Event

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the purrfect place for all you catgirl enthusiasts out there! Join us for the Femra edition where catgirls roam free and rule the land.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive early access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT. Release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024. Don’t miss out on the chance to be one of the first to experience this epic adventure!

In-game events include a Yo-kai Watch event rerun (until Patch 7.0) where you can catch ’em all, a Moogle Treasure Trove event (from May 14th to June 24th) where you can find hidden treasures, and a Make it Rain event (May 15 – May 31st) where you can make it rain with riches!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a cross-region data center travel test (until Patch 7.0) for all you globetrotters, a PvP Series 5 (until Patch 7.0) for all you battle enthusiasts, and plenty of resources, free companies, and linkshells to keep you connected.

And if you’re feeling social, join us for a meetup on May 18 at 5:00 PM PDT at Balmung, Wolf’s Den for the Kappa Casual Crystal Conflict! It’s going to be a meow-tastic time!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where catgirls reign supreme and adventure awaits at every turn!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Shon’s Block Party: Where Creepers Dance and Pigs Fly!

asmr, BLOCK, board rules, Clips, CREEPERS, Dance, fallenshadow, Fly, global rules, hang in there, Hide, Husbands, ignore, Links, Nise Menhera, Otis, Party, Pigs, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, Shons, twitch, twitter, VOD

Are you ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft server on the interwebs? Fallenshadow, our resident schizo loli, is always looking for new husbands to join her in her pixelated adventures. But be warned, she’s a hard-working queen who demands only the best company!

Join us for a wild ride filled with Twitch streams, ASMR videos, and even a Ribbon Cage match or two. And if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of Otis, our trusty manager who keeps things running smoothly (most of the time).

But beware, our Twitter feeds are a rollercoaster of emotions, with Menhera drama and shadowchama shenanigans galore. And don’t forget to check out our schedule, coming soon™ to a screen near you.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the digital realm. Just remember to follow the rules, ignore the trolls, and most importantly, have a blast! See you in the game, lovelies!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Forever Alone Craft

aging and gross, belittled by wife, Craft, dehumanizing marriage, disposable heated dildos, erectile dysfunction, evil society, fantasizing about love, glad to be single, internet culture, lack of privacy, Loneliness, marriage after 30s, online oversharing, privacy invasion, relationship fantasies, self-determination, shame on social media, societal expectations, societal pressures, women mistreating men

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a man in today’s society? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the horrors of erectile dysfunction jokes and being treated like a disposable heated dildo.

On our server, you can build your own fortress of solitude where no one can judge you for not wanting to perform in the bedroom. No more being gaslit or browbeaten into pretending you want sex – here, you can be your true self without fear of ridicule.

And forget about privacy concerns – on our server, your personal information stays private. No need to worry about strangers on Reddit or Twitter dissecting your every move.

So come join us and experience the freedom of being alone in a world where being married after your 30’s is seen as a dehumanizing existence. Who needs a partner when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafty RPG Gridiron: Where Pixels Meet Strategy

Battles, Challenges, Characters, Combat, Crafty, discussion, FANTASY, gameplay, grid movement, grid-based, Gridiron, Maps, Mechanics, Medieval, Meet, pixels, RPG, rpgs, Story, strategy, strategy RPGs, tactical, Tactics, turn based, video games

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a grid-based strategy RPG on steroids!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers come charging at you. But fear not, because on our server, you can summon a team of pixelated warriors to fight them off in epic turn-based battles.

But that’s not all! We have quests that will take you on wild adventures through dungeons filled with loot and treasure. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some sick moves).

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft adventure of your life? Join now and let the pixelated madness begin!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	26
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Blocktopia

action, Adventure, alternate world, Battles, blocktopia, Dark, exaggerated expressions, FANTASY, Gritty, high stakes, Immersive, INTENSE, isekai, Manga, Military, Realistic, Record of Highserk war, serious atmosphere, strategy, War, world-building

Are you tired of all the silly, fantastical, and exaggerated expressions in military Isekai manga? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a serious atmosphere where you can experience the thrill of battle without any of the nonsense.

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a heated battle, strategizing with your teammates, when suddenly a group of creepers start charging at you. But fear not, because our server has a secret weapon – exploding sheep! Yes, you heard that right. These sheep are trained to self-destruct on command, taking out any enemy in their path.

But that’s not all. Our server also has a hidden underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond sword that can slice through anything, including obsidian. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience military Isekai like never before. Just be sure to watch out for those exploding sheep!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftyCreeperz: Where Creepers are the Real MVPs and Villagers are Always Suspicious

acceptance, Beliefs, Christian, Community, CONSERVATIVE, CraftyCreeperz, CREEPERS, culture, discrimination, Diversity, family, fear, fearmongering, Jews, misconceptions, MVPS, Politics, prejudice, real, Religion, society, Stereotypes, suspicious, tolerance, Understanding, villagers

Are you tired of playing on servers where you can’t even say “heck” without getting banned? Well, look no further because our server is run by a conservative Christian family who will make sure your Minecraft experience is as wholesome as a Sunday church service. Join us for epic quests like “Finding the Holy Diamond” and “Building a Cathedral of Creepers.” Plus, our server is so family-friendly that even the zombies say grace before attacking you. So come on, join us and let’s praise the blocky gods together!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Shop for ore OmletArcade Minecraft server

banner, Closing, crash, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Monitoring, Old Days, OmletArcade, ore, Play, Server, Shop, Sites, Storage, year old

This server was built during the time of OmletArcade, it is already more than a year old and I decided to put it on various monitoring sites, unfortunately it may crash, if this happens I will have to close this server, but for now you can play on it and remember the old days of OmletArcade

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Andycraft

Andycraft, Claims, Creative, Explore, Jobs, Minecraft, Multiverse, norwegian, PvP, Server, Shop, Spawn, Survival, Teleport

A Norwegian Minecraft server that gives players the opportunity to choose between a Creative world and a Survival world. You can always teleport between the worlds Spawn, Survival and creative.

Claims, jobs, multiverse and more…

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Crafty Craze

#0, 50, ai, Crafty, CRAZE, dubs, mirror thread, post, Raw, Row, Trips

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Post 50% dubs and you’ll either get a 50% boost or lose everything and start from scratch. But hey, that’s just the thrill of the game, right? And if you manage to hit trips, well, get ready for a wild ride because you’ll be transported to a whole new dimension where the only rule is to survive against a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the madness!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	144	Ores Mined:	1864
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0