MineCraftySlimming | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Booty

blocky, BOOTY, Break, bully, Callifag, cocksleeve, coffee, collab, corporate gangbangs, Graduation, Jealousy, Luxiem, member stream, Mint, mogged, privated, Rrat saga, shittalks, Termination, Trauma, whore

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest drama and chaos you’ve ever seen! Imagine a world where virtual characters collab, graduate, get terminated, and even get mogged by a piece of paper! Witness jealousy, bullying, and outrageous behavior as players navigate through a world filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Want to experience the thrill of being manipulated by higher-ups, getting privated streams, and witnessing epic sagas unfold before your eyes? Look no further than our server, where you can interact with characters who are as unpredictable as they come.

So come on, join us for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, drama, and pure hilarity. Who knows, you might even find yourself caught up in a corporate gangbang or two! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Crafty Creepers: Where even the pigs know the truth is self evident

3.5, BANAN, Being, can, Crafty, CREEPERS, evident, Evil, know, Never, One, Pigs, second, self evident, STOP, True, Truth

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a secret underground society of evil bananas plotting world domination. Yes, you read that right. Evil bananas. And they’re not messing around. Join us if you dare to take on the challenge of stopping the Banan from taking over the world! Trust us, it’s a-peeling.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

UNIXCRAFT Minecraft server

Adventure, Antispam, Auto-mine, BUILD, Cases, Community, Creative, Economy, Explore, Factions, Friends, Fun, Gaming, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, Roleplay, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, UNIXCRAFT

The owner of the UNIXCRAFT server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	7028
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Skywalker SMP

247server, 247survival, 247uptime, auction house, Community, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Server, Skywalker SMP, smp, smp server, Starwars, Survival

Fun all around SMP server! Come Join! Just Created today so come have some fun surviving in Skywalker SMP! Economy and selling and soon with a auction House! Separate world for PVP and Other such activities!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Welcome to AussieSMP, where kangaroos gank your diamonds and drop bears demand tribute! 🦘🇦🇺💎 #NoKoalafications

AussieSMP, bears, Chunks, Community, Contraptions, Demand, diamonds, Drop, Economy, Entities, Features, gank, Griefing, guides, Kangaroos, Land Claim, latency, Mechanics, Network, NoKoalafications, Redstone, Reset, Resources, rules, shopping, smp, Teleport, Tribute, Vanilla

Minecraft Server Overview:

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Invite Link
Apply here	Apply Here

Features:

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft with added quality of life features.
Minimal changes to Vanilla game mechanics.
A player-created shopping area for trading using diamonds as currency.
Teleport commands for easy navigation and exploration.
Land-claiming system for protecting builds and chests.
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.
Part of a growing network with additional creative server and community resources.

Rules:

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason rules need to be expanded
Use common sense

FAQs:

Q: How can I join the server? A: You need to apply for whitelist using the provided link.

Q: Is the server location suitable for players from Australia and New Zealand? A: Yes, it is hosted in Sydney, Australia, providing low latency for players from the region.

Q: Are there any teleport commands on the server? A: Yes, there are various teleport commands available for easy navigation and exploration.

Q: Can I protect my builds from griefing? A: Yes, there is a land-claiming system using a golden shovel to protect builds and chests.

Q: Will there be a reset of the main worlds? A: There are no plans for a full reset of the main worlds.

Q: Are there community resources available? A: Yes, there are external resources such as Discord, a wiki, and automated spectator livestreams.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyDLC: The Sequel Server

controversy, CraftyDLC, discussion, dlc, downloadable content, downloadable content controversy, Expansion, expansion pack, game development, Gamers, games, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, online forum, Opinions, previous entry, Sequel, series, Server, should have been, video games

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and golden apples. But shh, it’s a secret! Only the bravest adventurers can find it.

2. Our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve. He loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players, like turning their houses into giant cakes or spawning a herd of angry llamas.

3. We have a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours. Imagine galloping around the server with a rainbow mane and sparkly hooves. Who wouldn’t want that?

4. Our server has a hidden dimension called the Cheese World. It’s a land made entirely of cheese, where you can build cheesy castles and ride on cheese dragons. It’s a gouda time for all!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience all the wacky and wild adventures that await you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Minecraft: Endwalker Edition – Where Final Fantasy meets blocky adventures! /xivg/ server

Adventures, Balmung, blocky, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal conflict, DAWNTRAIL, early access, Edition, endwalker, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, General news, Gold Saucer Mahjong Tables, In-game Events, Linkshells, make it rain, Malboro, Male Meetup, meets, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Server, The Goblet, wolf’s den, xivg, Yo-Kai Watch Event

🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🌟

🔥 Join us for our Early Access launch on Friday, June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT and get ready for a wild ride! 🔥

🎮 Release Date: Tuesday, July 2, 2024 – mark your calendars, it’s gonna be lit! 🎮

👻 In-Game Events: – Yo-kai Watch Event rerun (Until Patch 7.0) – catch ’em all and become the ultimate Yo-kai master! – Moogle Treasure Trove (From May 14th to June 24th) – find hidden treasures and unlock secret powers! – Make it Rain (May 15 – May 31st) – make it rain diamonds, gold, and all the riches you desire!

🚀 General News: – Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test (Until Patch 7.0) – travel across dimensions and explore new worlds! – PvP Series 5 (Until Patch 7.0) – battle it out with your friends and claim victory! – Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshells – build your empire, join forces, and conquer the Minecraft universe!

🎉 Meetups: – May 17, 9 PM Eastern | Balmung, Gold Saucer Mahjong Tables – GATE Get-Together! – May 18, 5:00 PM PDT | Balmung, Wolf’s Den – Kappa Casual Crystal Conflict! – May 19, 6:00 PM EDT | Malboro, Crystal – The Goblet W13P26 – Monthly Male Meetup

💥 Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server with the most insane events and meetups! Join now and let the adventure begin! 💥

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Crafty Nukes

assetrepository, base64, catbox, Crafty, dethtek, Fallout, fallout1, fallout2, fallout3, Fallout4, fallout76, Ghostbin, modlist, modrepository, MSPaintAdventures, newvegas, nukes, ocdonutsteels, prewarthread, Rentry, Resources, steamcommunity, Wastelanders

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more resources than Fallout 4, 76, 1, 2, 3, and New Vegas combined! We’ve got so many mods and assets that even the Enclave would be jealous.

Join us for epic adventures in a post-apocalyptic wasteland filled with mutated creepers and ghoul villagers. Build your own Vault-Tec inspired base and defend it from raiders looking to steal your precious diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We have MSPaintAdventures where you can roleplay as your favorite wasteland character and ocdonutsteels for all your custom character creation needs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wasteland like never before. Just remember to decode any protected downloads using base64, or else you might end up like a radroach in a Deathclaw den.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Pixel Puns: Where We Speak Fluent Fanuc and Build Blocky Masterpieces!

Automation, blocky, BUILD, cnc, coding, commands, control systems, Engineering, Fanuc, fanuc control, FLUENT, Industrial, Language, machine tools, Machinery, Manufacturing, Masterpieces, OPERATIONs, PIXEL, programming, Puns, robotics, robotics programming, software, speak, Syntax, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks the same language? Well, fear not because on our server, we speak FANUC language! That’s right, communicate with your fellow players using only robot code – it’s a real game-changer, trust us.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even become the next FANUC language master or Diamond Chicken whisperer!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Snorelax Sanctuary: Where chubby pixelated critters rule the land! [smp] [modded]

5/17, CHUBBY, Cobblemon, Community, Contraptions, Create, critters, decor, Discord, easier, est, Features, Friendly, IMPROVEMENTS, inventive, Join, Land, Launch, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, pixelated, quality of life, rule, Sanctuary, Server, smp, Snorelax

Snorlax Sanctuary SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Snorlax Sanctuary SMP
Version	Cobblemon 1.5
Features	Create mod for contraptions, decor mods for quality-of-life improvements
Server Launch Date	5/17 @ 7PM EST

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting using the server IP provided.
What mods are allowed on the server?	We allow Cobblemon 1.5, Create mod, and decor mods for quality-of-life improvements.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/hUCDnGDG
What time is the server launch?	The server launch is on 5/17 at 7PM EST.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Chick Magnet Craft

advice, approach, Attention, Body language, chick, Communication, Confidence, Conversation, Craft, DATING, dating tips, FLIRTING, Interaction, magnet, relationship advice, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-confidence, Social Skills, Tips, Women

Are you tired of being a Minecraft loner, mining away in solitude with no one to impress? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate chick magnet! Join us and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey, all because of your epic building skills and impressive redstone contraptions. Who needs cheesy pickup lines when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof fortress? So come on, join our server and let the virtual romance begin!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Richie’s Minecraft Script Shack: Where Redstone Dreams Come True!

collaboration, Communication, completion, coordination, DEADLINE, Deliver, dreams, email, follow-up, Message, Minecraft, Organize, Plan, progress, Redstone, reminder, Richie, Richies, Schedule, script, Shack, task, Tomorrow, True, update, work

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build-offs. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a build-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying cows, rainbow-colored sheep, and talking creepers who just want to be your friend. It’s like a Minecraft rave, but with way more explosions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the game!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Mac and Cheese Kingdom – Now serving up cheesy adventures in version 1.20.4!

1.20.4, Adventures, atmosphere, Brewery, Cheese, Cheesy, Community, Custom, EXPERIMENTAL, faster minecarts, Kingdom, Mac, midi, music disk, Player-owned, Plugins, PvP, requested, rp sit, serving, Shop, Skills, Small Community, smp, Starter Kit, TOWN, Version

JAVA IP	37.10.122.12:25984
BEDROCK IP	37.10.122.12 PORT 25984
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/V4ESac7ydU

Macaroni-land is your typical survival server with old-fashioned SMP vibes, PvP, a friendly atmosphere, and unique quirks. The server has a small, yet chaotic community that has been active for a few months. There are several towns to explore, a simple shop at spawn for buying custom items like music disc midis, player-owned shops for more complex items, starter kits, experimental skills, and community-requested plugins such as faster minecarts, brewery, and more. If you’re looking for a diverse and fun server, give us a try!

FAQ

1. How long has the server been running?

The server has been running for a couple of months.

2. What can I expect on Macaroni-land?

You can expect a standard survival experience with SMP elements, PvP, a friendly community, unique items in the shop, towns to explore, and various plugins for added gameplay features.

3. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Make sure to familiarize yourself with them before joining.

4. How can I join the server?

Simply use the provided Java or Bedrock IP address along with the port to connect to the server. You can also join the Discord server for more information and community chat.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

AnimeNegroCraft

Anime, anime character, anime diversity, anime negro, AnimeNegroCraft, black anime character, black character, Black Representation, Diversity, Favorite, favorite anime, favorite anime character, favorite black anime, favorite black anime character, favorite black character, favorite black representation, favorite character, favorite representation, negro, representation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have enough anime representation? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you anime lovers out there! Join us and hang out with your favorite anime characters, like Naruto, Goku, and even that one anime negro you can’t get enough of!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on rainbow unicorns. Join them in epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and save the world from destruction!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world of anime, llamas, and rainbow unicorns like never before! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss out on!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MineCrafty McMineFace – The Land of Lava and Laughs!

ai, AI Guides, blacked, Blacked Cards, BlackedWaifus, BNWO Dictionary, booru, cytube, Declaration of Exclusivity, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Editing Tutorials, general, Land, laughs, lava, McMineFace, minecrafty, NovelAI V.3, PMV Torrent, Slur Strokes, SOUNDS, Templates, tutorials, Whiteboy Denial Week

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is actually run by aliens who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. That’s right, you’ll be crafting with extraterrestrial beings!

But that’s not all! On this server, every month is Whiteboy Denial Week. Save up your cum from the 1st to the 8th and release your tension with everyone else on the server. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

And guess what? We have our very own AI that helps us generate the most mind-blowing Minecraft worlds you’ve ever seen. It’s like having a cheat code for creativity!

So come join us on this wild ride of building, cum-saving, and alien encounters. Who knows what kind of adventures await you on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5