MineCraftySlimming | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mystic Mahjong Village 1.20.3

1.20.3, ASP, Bubbles, christmas, Chuubas, doko, doragon, femanon, fig, fortune, Haitei raoyue, Jong, kaavi, Khubie, mahjong, Mayo, MJG, mystic, News, PCG, sources, STREAMS, Threads, Under The Sea, Village, Vtuber, yaku

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	2109	Falling into the Void:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Yo, have you heard about this Christmas edition Minecraft server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. We got all the jong sources you could ever dream of, like, repo.riichi.moe and recent jong streams that will blow your mind. Plus, we have some jong chuubas that are a work in progress, but trust me, they’re gonna be epic.

And get this, there’s some crazy jong news going on – Anon is actually gonna make a new reentry, like, what even is reality anymore? Oh, and Khubie almost discarded something, but then Femanon smelled nice. Like, what? And don’t even get me started on Doragon’s latest video, it’s a must-watch.

But wait, there’s more! Kaavi’s fortune-telling is on point today, with Haitei raoyue being the lucky yaku. Under the sea, under the sea, nobody beat us, fry us, and eat us. Life is bubbles, bro.

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the jong world, then hop on board. We got threads for days, like /vt/pcg/, /vt/fig/, /vt/asp/, /vt/mayo/, /vm/doko, and /vg/mjg. It’s a whole new reality, man. Don’t miss out, join us now!

Gas Station Minecraft SMP Owner

business for seniors, business opportunities, business ownership, business ownership for beginners, Entrepreneurship, financial independence, Financial Security, gas, gas station ownership, investment opportunities, long-term investment., low maintenance business, low skill business, Minecraft, OWNER, passive income, profitable business, retirement income, retirement planning, retirement savings, small business investment, small business ownership, small business success, smp, Station

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7796
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1176	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of your boring old life? Looking for a new adventure that doesn’t require any skills? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and become the proud owner of a virtual gas station! That’s right, forget about real-life responsibilities and dive headfirst into the world of blocky fuel pumps and pixelated customers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon beneath the gas station filled with treasure and rare items. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Leave your real-world problems behind and join our wacky Minecraft SMP today!

Gifts2Blocks Minecraft Server

books, child, christmas gifts, consideration, distant relative, donation, Excessive, Generosity, Gifts2Blocks, Grateful, low-income, Minecraft, overwhelmed, re-donating, RELATIVES, Rude, Server, thoughtful, toy drive, Toys, ungrateful, upper middle-class

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5899
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Emeralds Found:	4215
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as generous as that distant “relative” who showers kids with toys from a toy drive? Look no further! Join our server and receive an overwhelming amount of gifts and surprises that will leave you questioning if you really deserve them.

We don’t just stop at one or two gifts – oh no! We believe in excess and abundance, just like that “relative” who took 40 toys from a toy drive and distributed them like Santa on steroids. Who needs moderation when you can have it all, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out that those gifts were actually meant for kids in need. You never know what kind of crazy surprises await you around every pixelated corner.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the joy of receiving way more than you ever expected. Just make sure to pass on the love and share the wealth with others – we don’t want any ungrateful players hoarding all the virtual goodies!

CraftmasFamBam

christmas, Communication Issues, CraftmasFamBam, family celebration, family dynamics, first responder, guilt trip, holiday plans, holiday traditions, husband’s family, long drive, not going, passive aggressive, rotating shift, Schedule, social battery, spending time, stressful job, weather concerns, WIBTAH

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5394
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchantments Applied:	52
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Villages Defended:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama during the holidays? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own family of blocky characters who will never guilt trip you for working on Christmas!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of saving lives as a first responder. No more passive aggressive texts or guilt trips here – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.

Plus, on our server, you can build a virtual replica of your husband’s family’s house and drive there in a fraction of the time it would take in real life. Who needs a 90-minute drive when you can teleport instantly?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your holiday stress behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, avoid awkward family gatherings with the click of a mouse. You won’t regret it!

BoomerMinerCraft

10. Life experiences, 11. Work perceptions, 12. Occupational shifts, 13. Industry changes, 14. Career disillusionment, 15. Personal growth, 16. Work life balance, 17. Job fulfillment, 18. Career choices, 19. Professional development, 2. Changing perspectives, 20. Job prestige., 3. Career evolution, 4. Impressionable professions, 5. Job disillusionment, 6. Growing older, 7. Professional expectations, 8. Career reflections, 9. Job satisfaction, Aging perceptions, BoomerMinerCraft

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8584
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6670
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magic Items Found:	5405
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of your boring day job that has become less impressive as you’ve gotten older? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can leave behind your mundane profession and become a professional block builder! No more sitting in boring meetings or dealing with annoying coworkers, just you and your trusty pickaxe creating epic structures in a virtual world.

Join our server and become the envy of all your friends as you build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or a castle made entirely of diamond blocks. Who needs a boring old office job when you can spend your days creating masterpieces in Minecraft?

So come on, leave behind the real world and join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of blocks you have in your inventory). Trust us, once you start building, you’ll never look back at your old profession again!

Peeing Champ Server

bathroom breaks, bathroom records, bathroom world record, bathroom world record holder, bathroom world records, bladder control, Champ, lifetime world record, nobody will ever know, pee breaks, Peeing, restroom visits, Server, urinary frequency, urinary habits, urinary health, urinary records, urinary system, urinary world record, urinary world record holder, world record holder

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6749
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Crops Grown:	7014	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

join our epic minecraft server and be part of the quest to uncover the mystery of the legendary peepee champion! rumour has it that this elusive player has peed over 9000 times in-game, leaving a trail of golden puddles wherever they go. will you be the one to dethrone them and claim the title of peepee king? or will you join forces with the peepee champion and create a pee empire that will go down in minecraft history? the choice is yours, but one thing is for sure: on this server, anything is possible, even becoming a pee legend. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your minecraft life!

TheAbyss

Adventure, command blocks, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7820
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Star Shards Collected:	214	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	146	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Welcome to TheAbyss. This is a one of a kind Factions server based off olg gen spigot servers. Please have a good time and respect all staff members. If youd like to apply for staff please contact one of the following owners. OfficialScheck Experience

Play.TheAbyss.pro

MineSy Network

Adventure, building, Challenges, collaboration, Community, dedsafio, floating island, innovation, Minecraft, MineSy Network, OneBlock, Parkour, parkour courses, Precision, Private Experience, private servers, Resources, skill, Skyblock, strategy, Survival, Territory

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3294
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

MineSy Network is a Minecraft server designed to offer a unique and exciting experience for players of all levels. With a wide variety of its own modalities, MineSy Network stands out for its innovation and its commitment to community fun. Among the available modalities, you will find: Survival: Live a classic survival experience with a unique twist. Explore a vibrant world full of challenges, build your home and forge your adventure alongside other players. Parkour: Test your skill and precision with parkour courses specially designed to keep you on the edge. From simple challenges to extreme obstacles, prove you’re the best! Dedsafio: An exclusive MineSy Network modality where ingenuity, strategy and collaboration are key. Get ready to face unique tests that will keep you hooked. Skyblock: Start on a small floating island and build your empire in the sky. Collect resources, expand your territory and master this popular mod with the creative twists of MineSy Network. Private Servers: Are you looking to play with your friends in a personalized environment? MineSy Network offers private servers so you can create your own unique experience and play your way.

With an active community and a team dedicated to constant content development, MineSy Network is the ideal place to enjoy everything Minecraft has to offer, and much more!

play.minesy.net

Oh Yeah Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, Events, Experience, flashback, History, Incident, Land, looking back, Memories, memory lane, Nostalgia, occurrence, oh yeah, past events, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscing, Story, Tale, that happened, Throwback, yeah, yesteryears

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4099
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dimension Hops:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Hey, do you like Minecraft? Do you like weird and wacky adventures? Well, boy do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring crazy biomes and battling mythical creatures. Plus, you might just stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds! Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against a giant zombie chicken. It’s a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most mind-bending Minecraft experience of your life!

Face App Minecraft SMP

aging app, app, Artificial Intelligence, beauty enhancement, digital makeover, face, face transformation, faceapp, facial recognition, FILTERS, image editing software, Minecraft, online editing tool, photo editing, photo editing app, photo effects, photo manipulation, photo retouching, selfie, smartphone app, smp, social media, viral app.

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7835
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Enchantments Applied:	109	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ores Mined:	6706
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, FaceApp, we have a special plugin that allows you to customize your character’s face with hilarious filters! Want to give your character a mustache or make them look like a baby? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a chicken army so large that they have taken over an entire village! Join us on FaceApp and help either overthrow the Chicken King or join forces with them to rule over all of Minecraft!

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes! So what are you waiting for? Join FaceApp today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there!

NoFunCraft Minecraft Server

arizona, brother, Commitment, Communication, complaining, Conversation, demoralizing, downhill walking, Fun, gravity, Honesty, honesty in relationships, Minecraft, nature hikes, NoFunCraft, opinion, passenger princess, satisfaction, Server, uphill walking, vacation, walking uphill

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4003
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8906
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where honesty is the best policy! If you’re tired of pretending to have fun on other servers, then this is the place for you. Just like the time I was on a nature hike with my brother in Arizona, I didn’t sugarcoat my feelings about walking uphill. And just like how I told my brother I wasn’t having fun, I’ll tell you straight up if I’m not enjoying myself here.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of fun to be had on our server! We have epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and experience the most honest and hilarious Minecraft server around. Who needs fake fun when you can have real laughs?

TireDramaCraft

adhd, anxiety, bills, christmas gifts, Dates.., down payment, driving permit, financial reasons, flat tire, gas, groceries, half cost, Hanukkah gift, living together, lyft, money spoken for, new tire, online dating, Overtime, owed money, Rent, TireDramaCraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8728
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5518	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Mines Excavated:	3940	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Towns Built:	8

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join now for a chance to witness the epic battle between a dad (66/m) and his daughter (34/f) as they navigate the treacherous waters of flat tires, online dating, and financial woes. Will the daughter break first and take a Lyft to work, or will the dad triumph in this game of financial chicken? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of paying half the rent, phone bills, cable/internet bills, garbage bills, groceries, gas, and even Hanukkah gifts for your dad, all while trying to save up for a new vehicle. And don’t forget about the $100 the dad owes you for all those dates! It’s like a real-life simulation, but in Minecraft form!

So come join us on this wild ride of family dynamics, financial struggles, and passive-aggressive behavior. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now! 🎮🤪

Age of Blocks

age, age calculation, aging, annual event, birth year, birthdate, Birthday, blocks, Calendar, celebration, countdown, December 31st, milestone, new year’s eve, significant date, special day, Time, time passage, timekeeping, unique fact, Year End

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3119
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Void Armor Forged:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Animals Bred:	157	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a time machine that lets you go back to december 31st so you can know everyone’s age from that year. it’s like a weird superpower but in minecraft form.

we also have a secret underground lair filled with talking cows that give you quests to find the rarest diamonds in the game. but watch out, they have a secret agenda to take over the server with their cow army.

if that’s not enough, we have a giant floating island made entirely of cake that regenerates every time you take a bite. but be careful, the cake is alive and it doesn’t like being eaten.

so come join us for a wild ride of time travel, talking cows, and living cake. you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Friendly, husk, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Server, Shop, Skyblock, Survival, Survivalgames, Vanilla, Without

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2220
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3273
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

2t.vanilla-box.ru

Festive Craft Realm 1.21

American society, American tradition., Christmas celebration, Christmas message, controversial remark, Craft, cultural debate, Festive, festive greetings, holiday season, holiday spirit, ivanka trump, Merry Christmas, political agenda, political statement, public figure, Realm, religious beliefs, religious freedom, social media post, traditional values, trump, twitter

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1219
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Votes:	9036	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Yo, bro, forget about Trump and Christmas, come join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of chaos and fun!

We got creepers wearing Santa hats blowing up snowmen, and villagers singing Christmas carols while trading with you.

You’ll feel like you’re in a winter wonderland on steroids, with polar bears riding minecarts and polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own gingerbread house and fight off zombie elves trying to steal your presents.

Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Players:	90/700	Votes:	834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	New Chunks Explored:	293455
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Void Armor Forged:	24
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1