MineCraftyLoveHandles | New Minecraft Servers 2024

🌟🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed adventure that will have you questioning your life choices faster than you can say “I do”! 🎮💒

🤯 Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly your fiance (NPC of course) pops up out of nowhere and tells you to lose 10 pounds before the big day. What a plot twist! 😂💎

🙅‍♀️ But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you’ll encounter European vs American cultural clashes, body positivity battles, and screaming matches that make creepers look tame. It’s like reality TV, but with pixelated blocks! 📺🤪

💔 Will you choose to get over the drama and continue planning your pixelated wedding, or will you break off the engagement and start a new life with your trusty diamond sword by your side? The choice is yours, but either way, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes! 👰🤵‍♂️💥

Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than a redstone contraption built by a toddler! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining! 😜🎉

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Animals Bred:	31
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7957	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	907341	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	139	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Divine Spears Created:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Dimension Hops:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	206

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchantments Applied:	243	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
New Chunks Explored:	114252	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Love Letters Sent:	20
Astral Projections Made:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	165

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Magic Items Found:	3151

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!