MineCraftyLoveHandles | New Minecraft Servers 2024

🌟🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed adventure that will have you questioning your life choices faster than you can say “I do”! 🎮💒

🤯 Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly your fiance (NPC of course) pops up out of nowhere and tells you to lose 10 pounds before the big day. What a plot twist! 😂💎

🙅‍♀️ But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you’ll encounter European vs American cultural clashes, body positivity battles, and screaming matches that make creepers look tame. It’s like reality TV, but with pixelated blocks! 📺🤪

💔 Will you choose to get over the drama and continue planning your pixelated wedding, or will you break off the engagement and start a new life with your trusty diamond sword by your side? The choice is yours, but either way, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes! 👰🤵‍♂️💥

Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than a redstone contraption built by a toddler! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining! 😜🎉

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Impeerium

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the new Empire, the adventures begin here!

We are fully committed to keeping the atmosphere as positive as possible. We want you to feel welcome. We welcome you all to join our community, you will experience the best gaming experience here.

Our goal is to provide players with a fun and enjoyable gaming experience.

We hope to see you here

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Townscraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Townscraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that focuses on creating towns. Each town contains houses, shops, farms and more. You can join an already existing town, create new towns with three or more members, or choose to be a solo nomad. From Big City Skyscrapers to Steampunk Floating Islands to Funkytown themes, there’s something for everyone.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	3102
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Hysteria Network

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Skywars

BETA ON SATURDAY 6 PM GMT THIS WEEKEND

Compete against others in our various game-modes and make your way towards the top of the leaderboard to earn prizes! Track your progress and statistics in real-time as you play our countless gamemodes!

Discord: https://discord.gg/rpuR8N2Hm6 Website: https://www.hy-pvp.com/ IP: hy-pvp.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CliffCraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Are you tired of the same p2w grindy, gambling based SMPs? Look no further than Hearts Of Minecraft! Our server offers a unique geopolitical SMP experience, set on planet Earth at a 1:750 scale. Create your own towns and build them into sprawling metropolises, and conquer the world in a militaristic nation style. Master the aspect of firearms, create huge tank armies or build vast fleets. Join HoM today and create your nation!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftPlay

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

CraftPlay is a survival Minecraft server founded in Singapore. If you are looking for adventures, friendships, and other enjoyable things on a Minecraft survival server, then CraftPlay is the one to join! The server features a balanced economy and advance gameplay that will surely make you want to play Minecraft every day!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Love Letters Sent:	2	Enchantments Applied:	97
Holy Grails Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftingRealm

Creative, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

There are loads of Enjoyable Plugins on the survival server to keep the fun alive and to foster enjoyment! (McMMO, GreifPrevention, etc)

In survival mode, players can explore a vast and randomly generated world, gather resources, and build structures to protect themselves from monsters. Creative mode allows players to let their imagination run wild, with access to all blocks and resources and no health or hunger to worry about.

Our server is maintained by a dedicated team of experienced staff who are committed to providing a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cheating and griefing, and our staff is always available to help with any issues or questions.

We have a vibrant and active community of players, with regular events and activities to keep things interesting. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to Minecraft, you’ll find a welcoming and friendly community here.

Join us now and start building your own adventures in Minecraft. With so many options to choose from, the possibilities are endless! See you in the game!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Animals Bred:	92
Void Gems Collected:	26	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

FlarePvP Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

FlarePvP is a minecraft server on Survival minigame. In this minigame players complete challenges from the Classic Minecraft wildlife. Why playing in Singleplayer alone when you can do that with your friends?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	115	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Farms Harvested:	336
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SimpleSurvival

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Simple Survival is a survival Minecraft server offering a wide range of possibilities to enhance your Minecraft experience on 1.19.3. The server offers a community-driven economy, which gives every player the freedom to earn, sell and trade goods with other players independently.

For greater comfort and enhanced experience, the server offers land claiming to protect against griefing/raiding by other players, allowing you to build something special and show off your building skills to the world.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PiratesMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

PiratesMC is a RPG Vanilla Minecraft server that provides the player with an immersive gameplay experience. Battle other players in large open ocean fights, defeat bosses, and loot treasure chests. It’s time to conquer the seven seas!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Secret Passages Found:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Animals Bred:	76	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

V3XCRAFT

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Survival, Skyblock, Creative Plots, Factions, and Minigames. What more could you want. Icludes a server-wide economy with an ingame shop as well as a player points system and much more.

Disclaimer: We Are in Alpha and not everything will work, Survival and skyblock will not reset without prior knowledge so don’t worry about losing stuff (you money may be reset at times)

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

The Drifting Planet

Creative, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

We have officially got our server out to be able to create a fun place to hang out, see some cool builds and give people some inspiration and play with your friends in a safe space. Drifting Planet is all about inclusivity and no matter where you are, everyone can have a place in MC called home. It may not be the SMP of those big Youtubers but it certainly has its elements of creating a fun environment for everyone!

This server has been made from my brother and I, we have spent the good part of a year, designing everything and making sure everything fits perfectly. So I hope you stay a while and enjoy the server and I cannot wait to see the builds/designs you come up with of your own

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

HybridMC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock

Hybrid Network is a new skyblock server offering many unique features.

KOTH Envoys Minions Shop, Crates Custom Mine World With Custom Mobs! Boss Events Custom Enchants and more!

Come join this epic adventure and play with our welcoming community. This server is new, many changes are happening day by day to slowly transform this server into a truly amazing experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

EnchantedSword2

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Enchanted Sword Anarchy is an Australian 1.8 – 1.19.2 Java server which supports crossplay, values high TPS, and a stable economy by stopping dupes. The server also contains a teleport plugin, allowing you to teleport to a friend every 30 minutes, as well as /home.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	339
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

FableSMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

A Hardcore and Combat Fueled SMP where PvPing and Griefing are allowed anywhere. Your goal is to become the richest by killing Players and getting into Leaderboards for a free Rank.

– Griefing & PvP ALLOWED!

JOIN US TODAY! JAVA: play.fablesmp.com BEDROCK: be.fablesmp.com DISCORD: https://fablesmp.com/discord

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

TheVanillaProject

PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to TheVanillaProject! This is a server aiming to keep the overall gameplay as vanilla as possible. There are a few commands that will make the gameplay a bit more multiplayer-friendly, and does not alter the gameplay in any major way.

We are a growing, active, mature and constructive community, helping make the server a more fun place to be!

The server is hosted on professional enterprise-grade hardware by passionate minecraft server owners that care about the community and makes sure everyone has the best experience possible!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	202	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.