MineCraftyLaughs | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6956
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Votes:	8671	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is about to blow your mind faster than a creeper in a TNT factory!

Join our server and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget to mine for diamonds! We’ve got more jokes than a clown convention and more pranks than a mischievous Enderman.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so hilarious, even the chickens are cracking up! And don’t even get us started on the pigs… let’s just say they’ve got some wild stand-up routines.

So why waste your time on those snooze-fest servers when you could be rolling on the floor laughing with us? Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s funnier than a creeper trying to tell a knock-knock joke!

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7948
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	97
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

fun.skeletosmp.com

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4242
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

skyvalleymc.servmine.com

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1558
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	335
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Explore the depths of the SeaSide sea…. ● Over 1000+ Custom Items ● Unlock new islands and items ● Daily quests ● Defeat powerful bosses ● Find valuable treasure chests & crates ● Start your own crew ● Unique PvP/PvE Experience ● 100+ Custom Enchants ● Gambling: Roulette, Coinflip and Jackpot ● Build your own raft ● Compete with other players in PvP or ranking. Weekly updates at the request of YOU. And much more…

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2679
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	28999

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5566
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Votes:	1641	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Maestrea – A unique and unforgettable skyblock RPG experience SERVER VERSION: 1.20.1! Having run servers for a long time, our team knows what we’re doing. Being one of the fastest growing Towny servers with awesome plugins like Towny, Mythic Drops and McMMO, Jobs as well as a ton of custom developed plugins and greatly configured ones as well, to enhance your experience and make sure your time on the server will never be boring. With involved owners and an active, dedicated staff team, we’re able to release new content and updates often! We put the players and their friends first and there are many plugins that our close-knit community enjoys.We have a custom ranking system allowing you to unlock new features by ranking up and getting more perks for yourself and your Town & Friends. As well as a Brewing plugin that adds 80+ custom brewing recipes!Features: Towny, McMMO, MythicDrops, Jobs, Economy, 6 Dungeons, Survival, PVE, Custom items, Custom Mobs, Mob Arena, Brewing, Active Staff, Friendly Community, Dedicated Server, Skyblock, Invasion event, Boss arenas, Custom MobsHope to see you on the server!

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7799
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Ores Mined:	1686
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	908
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3930
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	281
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	58	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	488	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	923
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dimension Hops:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3707
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Secret Passages Found:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2836
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Votes:	1380	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9634
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Villages Defended:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	262	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1329
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	133
Meteorites Collected:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4571
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Towns Built:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com