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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 8748 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Divine Spears Created: | 17 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
Enchantments Applied: | 150 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
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So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that only the bravest of players can find. Plus, our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all your real-life problems.
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