MineCraftyExcuse | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

Need a good excuse for being late to work? Just tell your boss you were busy building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama on our server. Trust us, they’ll understand once they see your masterpiece.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether where you’ll meet a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Villages Defended:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Dutchies Rule Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our totally not racist, definitely not discriminatory Minecraft SMP! We don’t discriminate against anyone except for those darn Belgians, Jews, and anyone named Jennie (seriously, what did Jennie do to deserve this?).

Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. We have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, so you better watch your back.

But don’t worry, we also have a thriving economy based on trading diamonds for stacks of dirt. And every full moon, we gather around a campfire to tell ghost stories about Herobrine and his pet chicken.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Just remember, if your name is Jennie, you better watch out.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SkillfulSMP: UselessButHandy

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mastering is the art of mining? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your useless skills that actually come in handy!

Join us and become the reigning champion of the “Most Random Useless Skill” competition! Have you mastered the art of juggling while riding a pig? Or perhaps you can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards? Whatever your useless skill may be, we want to see it in action!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event, where players must battle it out in a fierce taco-eating competition to win the coveted title of “Taco King”. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown of gastronomic proportions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your useless skills shine like never before! Who knows, you may just find yourself saving the day with your unexpected talents in the most absurd ways possible.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mines Excavated:	4022	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

WorkCraft: Inappropriate Edition

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Are you tired of being a responsible adult all day? Come join our Minecraft server where inappropriate behavior is not only encouraged, it’s required!

Once, a player built a giant statue of their boss and then proceeded to blow it up with TNT as a form of stress relief. Another time, someone built a secret underground lair filled with inappropriate memes and jokes that only the bravest players could find.

Join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and questionable decisions. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Wormwood’s Tubby Cure Server

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got that African wormwood compound up in here! It’s like a potion straight outta Harry Potter, but for realzies! This stuff can take out them pesky mycobacteria that causes tuberculosis like it’s nothin’.

Picture this: you’re chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a dope castle, when suddenly you start coughing and feelin’ feverish. But fear not, my friend, cuz on this server, we got that African wormwood on deck to cure you right up!

So come on down and join us, where we’re killin’ tuberculosis and buildin’ epic creations at the same time. It’s a win-win, baby! Let’s get crafty and stay healthy together on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Dooby’s Jerboa Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take jumping to a whole new level! Join us on our crazy train-bound adventures with Dooby, the mouse vtuber who is always up for some roingus shenanigans.

On October 20th, something wild is going down on the server – you won’t want to miss it! Team up with fellow train enthusiasts, gator lovers, and anyone else who’s ready to jump into the madness.

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll unlock secret levels, discover hidden treasures, and maybe even encounter a real-life jumping mouse (okay, maybe not, but a player dressed as one is just as good).

So hop on board, like, subscribe, and follow Dooby’s socials to stay in the loop. And remember, the previous station may have been fun, but this one is where the real party’s at! Let’s get roingus, baby!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Crops Grown:	9547
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

She Looking At Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes rolling through, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Chicken Queen? Only time will tell!

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what wacky shenanigans await you on our server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5482	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Divine Spears Created:	27

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Momma’s Money Pit Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mom in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without any interference from family drama!

Join us and escape the clutches of financial manipulation! Build your own empire and show off your creativity without worrying about being called “selfish” for wanting to improve your own life.

Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy and constructive way. No more family gatherings where you have to hold back – here, you can let loose and build to your heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world drama and hello to a world where the only limits are your imagination. Join now and start building your dream life, one block at a time!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Mother-in-Lawcraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to take any photos of you looking like a “pile of fat shit” in a dress with a medical boot! Join us for a wedding-free experience where your self-esteem will remain intact, unlike OP’s in this crazy story.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, like dealing with in-laws who just won’t listen to your wishes. Here, you can build your dream world without any interference from meddling family members or judgmental spouses.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have. And remember, on our server, you’re always the beautiful bride, no matter what anyone else says!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

QuoteCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players try to build a giant hot dog roller coaster while being chased by a horde of zombie villagers. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

HateflixMC

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Are you tired of being judged for not liking that one movie everyone else raves about? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your movie opinions don’t matter at all! Our server is filled with players who understand that not everyone has to love the same things, especially when it comes to movies. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the haters of that popular movie gather to plot its downfall. So if you want to join the resistance against the tyranny of that overrated flick, come on over and build with us!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

HezbollahHavocCraft

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come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where israeli strikes on beirut are targeting potential new hezbollah chief but like who cares about that when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends on our server like seriously why worry about real world drama when you can be living your best blocky life with us join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe and a pet llama that spits fireballs at your enemies like how cool is that bro so what are you waiting for come join us and let’s have some epic fun together in the world of blocks and pixels who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with us am i right let’s goooooooo.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Blocky Breaks: Gender Gap Study

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so like, u know how like, scientists be all smart and stuff? well, on this server, we got like, a bunch of scientists who stopped being all science-y after just one article. but like, it’s cool cuz we got more women than men doing it, so it’s like, super rare and stuff. come join us and be part of this wacky world where scientists give up faster than you can say “E=mc2”. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Space Marine 2 Minecraft Server

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Are you a fan of big guys in armor? Do you love smashing through enemies with brute force? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner Space Marine!

Our server is so faithful to the lore that even Warhammer fans are impressed. They say it’s like stepping into the world of Warhammer itself!

Not only will you get to experience the thrill of being a Space Marine, but you’ll also discover new games like Darktide and Vermintide 2 that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for an epic adventure unlike any other!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9768	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Sakura’s SMP Shenanigans – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, how about the fact that we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot? Or maybe you’re enticed by the rumor that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love to prank unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams the land in search of adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Magic Items Found:	2029	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
New Chunks Explored:	955975	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	749

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ChocoCraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the chocolate factory of servers! We’ve got more sweet treats than Willy Wonka himself, and our players are as nutty as a Snickers bar. Join us if you want to indulge in some deliciously fun gameplay and maybe even find the golden ticket to our secret base filled with cocoa beans and Oompa Loompas. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for chocolate diamonds and build the sweetest creations you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a square, join our chocolatey paradise today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4108
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.