MineCraftyExcuse | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

Need a good excuse for being late to work? Just tell your boss you were busy building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama on our server. Trust us, they’ll understand once they see your masterpiece.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether where you’ll meet a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	140590	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Chimeras Created:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Antarctica Greenery Expansion Server

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Yo, you ever seen plants growin’ in Antarctica? Well, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got plants poppin’ up everywhere like it’s a dang rainforest! Come join us and witness the madness of vegetation takin’ over the icy lands of Antarctica!

We got trees taller than the Eiffel Tower, flowers bigger than your momma’s house, and grass greener than a leprechaun’s underwear! It’s a botanical bonanza up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on the plant party of the century!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready to explore the wildest, greenest, most plant-tastic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Join us now and be a part of history as we watch Antarctica turn into a freakin’ jungle right before our very eyes! Let’s get growin’, baby!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Free Okinawa Mansion Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do all that and more! Join us and not only will you get a free trip to Okinawa, but you’ll also receive a hefty sum of free money and a beautiful house complete with a black Asian girlfriend! And get this – all you have to do is prove that your city is a “twin town” with Okinawa according to Wikipedia. It’s that easy! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best life in Minecraft!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Void Armor Forged:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Dutchies Rule Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our totally not racist, definitely not discriminatory Minecraft SMP! We don’t discriminate against anyone except for those darn Belgians, Jews, and anyone named Jennie (seriously, what did Jennie do to deserve this?).

Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. We have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, so you better watch your back.

But don’t worry, we also have a thriving economy based on trading diamonds for stacks of dirt. And every full moon, we gather around a campfire to tell ghost stories about Herobrine and his pet chicken.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Just remember, if your name is Jennie, you better watch out.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	907	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Crops Grown:	3451	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5379
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SkillfulSMP: UselessButHandy

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mastering is the art of mining? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your useless skills that actually come in handy!

Join us and become the reigning champion of the “Most Random Useless Skill” competition! Have you mastered the art of juggling while riding a pig? Or perhaps you can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards? Whatever your useless skill may be, we want to see it in action!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event, where players must battle it out in a fierce taco-eating competition to win the coveted title of “Taco King”. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown of gastronomic proportions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your useless skills shine like never before! Who knows, you may just find yourself saving the day with your unexpected talents in the most absurd ways possible.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

WorkCraft: Inappropriate Edition

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Are you tired of being a responsible adult all day? Come join our Minecraft server where inappropriate behavior is not only encouraged, it’s required!

Once, a player built a giant statue of their boss and then proceeded to blow it up with TNT as a form of stress relief. Another time, someone built a secret underground lair filled with inappropriate memes and jokes that only the bravest players could find.

Join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and questionable decisions. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Ores Mined:	7995	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Wormwood’s Tubby Cure Server

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got that African wormwood compound up in here! It’s like a potion straight outta Harry Potter, but for realzies! This stuff can take out them pesky mycobacteria that causes tuberculosis like it’s nothin’.

Picture this: you’re chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a dope castle, when suddenly you start coughing and feelin’ feverish. But fear not, my friend, cuz on this server, we got that African wormwood on deck to cure you right up!

So come on down and join us, where we’re killin’ tuberculosis and buildin’ epic creations at the same time. It’s a win-win, baby! Let’s get crafty and stay healthy together on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Dooby’s Jerboa Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take jumping to a whole new level! Join us on our crazy train-bound adventures with Dooby, the mouse vtuber who is always up for some roingus shenanigans.

On October 20th, something wild is going down on the server – you won’t want to miss it! Team up with fellow train enthusiasts, gator lovers, and anyone else who’s ready to jump into the madness.

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll unlock secret levels, discover hidden treasures, and maybe even encounter a real-life jumping mouse (okay, maybe not, but a player dressed as one is just as good).

So hop on board, like, subscribe, and follow Dooby’s socials to stay in the loop. And remember, the previous station may have been fun, but this one is where the real party’s at! Let’s get roingus, baby!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Void Gems Collected:	29	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

She Looking At Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes rolling through, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Chicken Queen? Only time will tell!

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what wacky shenanigans await you on our server!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Love Letters Sent:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Momma’s Money Pit Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mom in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without any interference from family drama!

Join us and escape the clutches of financial manipulation! Build your own empire and show off your creativity without worrying about being called “selfish” for wanting to improve your own life.

Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy and constructive way. No more family gatherings where you have to hold back – here, you can let loose and build to your heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world drama and hello to a world where the only limits are your imagination. Join now and start building your dream life, one block at a time!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Mother-in-Lawcraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to take any photos of you looking like a “pile of fat shit” in a dress with a medical boot! Join us for a wedding-free experience where your self-esteem will remain intact, unlike OP’s in this crazy story.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, like dealing with in-laws who just won’t listen to your wishes. Here, you can build your dream world without any interference from meddling family members or judgmental spouses.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have. And remember, on our server, you’re always the beautiful bride, no matter what anyone else says!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

QuoteCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players try to build a giant hot dog roller coaster while being chased by a horde of zombie villagers. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4780
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

HateflixMC

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Are you tired of being judged for not liking that one movie everyone else raves about? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your movie opinions don’t matter at all! Our server is filled with players who understand that not everyone has to love the same things, especially when it comes to movies. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the haters of that popular movie gather to plot its downfall. So if you want to join the resistance against the tyranny of that overrated flick, come on over and build with us!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5485	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	217	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

HezbollahHavocCraft

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come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where israeli strikes on beirut are targeting potential new hezbollah chief but like who cares about that when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends on our server like seriously why worry about real world drama when you can be living your best blocky life with us join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe and a pet llama that spits fireballs at your enemies like how cool is that bro so what are you waiting for come join us and let’s have some epic fun together in the world of blocks and pixels who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with us am i right let’s goooooooo.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Blocky Breaks: Gender Gap Study

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so like, u know how like, scientists be all smart and stuff? well, on this server, we got like, a bunch of scientists who stopped being all science-y after just one article. but like, it’s cool cuz we got more women than men doing it, so it’s like, super rare and stuff. come join us and be part of this wacky world where scientists give up faster than you can say “E=mc2”. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	280	Villages Defended:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Space Marine 2 Minecraft Server

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Are you a fan of big guys in armor? Do you love smashing through enemies with brute force? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner Space Marine!

Our server is so faithful to the lore that even Warhammer fans are impressed. They say it’s like stepping into the world of Warhammer itself!

Not only will you get to experience the thrill of being a Space Marine, but you’ll also discover new games like Darktide and Vermintide 2 that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for an epic adventure unlike any other!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!