MineCraftyExcuse | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

Need a good excuse for being late to work? Just tell your boss you were busy building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama on our server. Trust us, they’ll understand once they see your masterpiece.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether where you’ll meet a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Buildings Constructed:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Cool S Appreciation Thread Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things cool and epic!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that fights off hordes of zombie villagers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cool S, a mysterious figure who roams the land on a unicorn made of rainbows. Rumor has it that if you find and befriend Cool S, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to turn into a dragon at will.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchantments Applied:	231
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Ragna Crimson Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that even anime adaptations couldn’t handle! We’ve got secret extra chapters hidden throughout the server that will blow your mind. Rumor has it, one player found a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and a talking llama companion. Who knows what other surprises are waiting for you in our wacky world. So come join us and uncover the mysteries that even anime couldn’t handle!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mines Excavated:	2515	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being misunderstood in the real world? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone speaks in emojis and communicates solely through interpretive dance! No more awkward misunderstandings, just pure chaotic fun! Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience, come join us and show the world the real you…or at least your pixelated avatar! 😜🕺👻

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BlockBusters

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Are you tired of breaking boring habits like biting your nails or eating too much junk food? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and break the habit of not playing enough Minecraft!

Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about those other pesky habits. We have so much fun and excitement waiting for you, you won’t even remember what it was like to bite your nails or eat junk food.

Join us and embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle epic mobs. Who needs to break boring habits when you can join our server and break blocks instead? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Crops Grown:	3047	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

GenocideGamerGirl

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so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, imagine a world where french women are like, accused of genocide in syria, but in minecraft form! join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you can build, mine, and troll your way to victory! plus, we have this secret hidden dungeon where you can find rare loot and maybe even uncover the truth behind the french woman’s trial. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this craziness! come join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Orphan Lit Roleplay

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so, like, u ever wanted to be an orphan in minecraft? well, now u can! join our server and become the ultimate literary role model! u can be like harry potter or annie or even oliver twist!

we have an orphanage where u can live and do chores and stuff. but watch out, cuz there’s a secret tunnel that leads to a magical world full of diamonds and dragons and stuff.

if u join our server, u can also adopt a pet creeper and teach it tricks. like, imagine a creeper doing backflips and stuff. it’s wild.

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every week where u can compete in a hunger games-style battle royale. winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples.

so come join our server and live out ur orphan dreams. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5233
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Antarctica Greenery Expansion Server

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Yo, you ever seen plants growin’ in Antarctica? Well, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got plants poppin’ up everywhere like it’s a dang rainforest! Come join us and witness the madness of vegetation takin’ over the icy lands of Antarctica!

We got trees taller than the Eiffel Tower, flowers bigger than your momma’s house, and grass greener than a leprechaun’s underwear! It’s a botanical bonanza up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on the plant party of the century!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready to explore the wildest, greenest, most plant-tastic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Join us now and be a part of history as we watch Antarctica turn into a freakin’ jungle right before our very eyes! Let’s get growin’, baby!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	697385	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Farms Harvested:	579
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Void Gems Collected:	40
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Free Okinawa Mansion Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do all that and more! Join us and not only will you get a free trip to Okinawa, but you’ll also receive a hefty sum of free money and a beautiful house complete with a black Asian girlfriend! And get this – all you have to do is prove that your city is a “twin town” with Okinawa according to Wikipedia. It’s that easy! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best life in Minecraft!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Dutchies Rule Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our totally not racist, definitely not discriminatory Minecraft SMP! We don’t discriminate against anyone except for those darn Belgians, Jews, and anyone named Jennie (seriously, what did Jennie do to deserve this?).

Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. We have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, so you better watch your back.

But don’t worry, we also have a thriving economy based on trading diamonds for stacks of dirt. And every full moon, we gather around a campfire to tell ghost stories about Herobrine and his pet chicken.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Just remember, if your name is Jennie, you better watch out.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	New Chunks Explored:	678790
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SkillfulSMP: UselessButHandy

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mastering is the art of mining? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your useless skills that actually come in handy!

Join us and become the reigning champion of the “Most Random Useless Skill” competition! Have you mastered the art of juggling while riding a pig? Or perhaps you can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards? Whatever your useless skill may be, we want to see it in action!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event, where players must battle it out in a fierce taco-eating competition to win the coveted title of “Taco King”. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown of gastronomic proportions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your useless skills shine like never before! Who knows, you may just find yourself saving the day with your unexpected talents in the most absurd ways possible.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

WorkCraft: Inappropriate Edition

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Are you tired of being a responsible adult all day? Come join our Minecraft server where inappropriate behavior is not only encouraged, it’s required!

Once, a player built a giant statue of their boss and then proceeded to blow it up with TNT as a form of stress relief. Another time, someone built a secret underground lair filled with inappropriate memes and jokes that only the bravest players could find.

Join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and questionable decisions. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Wormwood’s Tubby Cure Server

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got that African wormwood compound up in here! It’s like a potion straight outta Harry Potter, but for realzies! This stuff can take out them pesky mycobacteria that causes tuberculosis like it’s nothin’.

Picture this: you’re chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a dope castle, when suddenly you start coughing and feelin’ feverish. But fear not, my friend, cuz on this server, we got that African wormwood on deck to cure you right up!

So come on down and join us, where we’re killin’ tuberculosis and buildin’ epic creations at the same time. It’s a win-win, baby! Let’s get crafty and stay healthy together on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8278	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	170
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Dooby’s Jerboa Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take jumping to a whole new level! Join us on our crazy train-bound adventures with Dooby, the mouse vtuber who is always up for some roingus shenanigans.

On October 20th, something wild is going down on the server – you won’t want to miss it! Team up with fellow train enthusiasts, gator lovers, and anyone else who’s ready to jump into the madness.

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll unlock secret levels, discover hidden treasures, and maybe even encounter a real-life jumping mouse (okay, maybe not, but a player dressed as one is just as good).

So hop on board, like, subscribe, and follow Dooby’s socials to stay in the loop. And remember, the previous station may have been fun, but this one is where the real party’s at! Let’s get roingus, baby!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2386	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

She Looking At Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes rolling through, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Chicken Queen? Only time will tell!

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what wacky shenanigans await you on our server!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Towns Built:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Momma’s Money Pit Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mom in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without any interference from family drama!

Join us and escape the clutches of financial manipulation! Build your own empire and show off your creativity without worrying about being called “selfish” for wanting to improve your own life.

Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy and constructive way. No more family gatherings where you have to hold back – here, you can let loose and build to your heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world drama and hello to a world where the only limits are your imagination. Join now and start building your dream life, one block at a time!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	195	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.