MineCraftyConvicts | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further because on our server, the only crime worth going to prison for is not building with enough pizzazz! That’s right, if your builds aren’t jaw-droppingly amazing, you’ll be locked up in our virtual jail faster than you can say “creeper.”

But don’t worry, prison life isn’t so bad here. You’ll have access to all the virtual amenities you could ever dream of, from a diamond-encrusted cell to a gourmet virtual cafeteria serving up the finest pixelated steak. And if you’re lucky, you might even get a visit from our resident celebrity inmate, Herobrine himself!

So why wait? Join our server today and start building your way to virtual infamy. Who knows, maybe one day your epic creations will be the talk of the pixelated town!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind in just 2 weeks! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests and challenges like you’ve never seen before. – We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a zombie. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond mine when you have a chicken that poops out riches? – We hold weekly competitions where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Who wouldn’t want that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Hmmm m m m m m m m m m m Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on horses and the creepers dance the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest of rare blocks. Legend has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or the ability to fly like a chicken)

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of super-intelligent wolves who have learned how to build their own mini fortresses? Join our SMP and witness the epic battle between the wolves and the players as they fight for control of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! (Disclaimer: adventure may include unexpected explosions, random teleportation to unknown locations, and the occasional appearance of a giant flying squid)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ores Mined:	2323
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

KidWatch Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious mishaps.

Imagine a world where watching kids is a full-time job and doing chores is a never-ending battle. On our server, you can experience the chaos firsthand as you navigate through the ups and downs of parenting in a virtual world.

But beware, things can get out of hand quickly. Just like in real life, one moment you’re playing with the kids, and the next, they’re stuck on an exercise bike having a meltdown. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you on your toes!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about multitasking and teamwork. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Towns Built:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MommaNoWedding

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Join our server and leave all the family drama behind! Our server is the perfect place to escape from overbearing moms and judgmental relatives.

We promise that no one will scream at you for getting engaged, and if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I do.” Our community is all about love and support, just like your fiancé who cooks like a Michelin-star chef (literally, he is one!).

So, if you’re tired of family members who can’t handle your independence and stubbornness, come join our server where the only grudges held are against creepers who blow up your house. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for blocking your mom’s number – we’ve all been there.

Join now and build your dream wedding venue without any interference from old-school, traditional relatives. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Crops Grown:	5502
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SaltySMP_Hater

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their day job? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is to be as annoying as possible!

That’s right, we encourage players to be as obnoxious and irritating as they can be. From building giant statues of themselves to constantly pranking other players with traps and tricks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the endless trolling and trolling that goes on 24/7.

But wait, there’s more! We also have weekly events where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the ugliest house possible or seeing who can collect the most chickens in an hour. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles where players fight to the death using nothing but rotten flesh and wooden swords.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and embrace your inner annoyance. Who knows, you might just become the most irritating player on the server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Skillz4DayzCraft

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If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly gain the skill of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks! Imagine strolling through the virtual world, towering over everyone as a majestic diamond version of yourself. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will also give you the ability to tame creepers and ride them around like explosive horses. So why settle for just one skill when you can have a whole arsenal of ridiculous talents on our server? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

GinniCraft – Iranian Impersonators

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so, like, imagine this: a Minecraft server so wild and crazy that even Iranian hackers wanna join in on the fun! They were all like, “we gotta impersonate Ginni Thomas and join this server, it’s gonna be lit!”

But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We’ve got so much epic stuff going on, you won’t even believe it. Like, one time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. It was totally insane, but also kinda awesome.

And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a whole crew of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing all day long. Like, there’s this one guy who only speaks in pirate talk, and another who wears a chicken suit everywhere he goes. It’s like a never-ending comedy show on this server.

So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on down to our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some Iranian hackers along the way. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8941	Animals Bred:	162
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Grave Property – Own it!

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lol come join our minecraft server where u can own not just one, but MULTIPLE GRAVES!!! yep, u heard it right, u can be the proud owner of a bunch of graves in our server. imagine bragging to ur friends about how many graves u own, they’ll be so jelly.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who are actually really chill once u get to know them. they throw the best parties and always have the dankest loot to trade.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper adoption center? u can adopt ur very own creeper and train it to be ur loyal explosive companion. just make sure to feed it plenty of gunpowder or else it might get a little… hangry.

so come on down to our server, where the graves are plenty, the zombie pigmen are friendly, and the creepers are waiting for their forever homes. what are u waiting for? join now and start living your best minecraft life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

LifeSwiper: The Vanilla+ Java Bedrock Server of Awesomeness! Join the 1.21 madness with Community Marketplace, Events, and more – all Free-to-Play and P2W-free. No Cheaters Allowed! Whitelist now!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Small SMP semi vanilla minecraft server looking for new players. Both Java and bedrock edition players are able to join the server. 25k x 25k world, community farms, livemap, player shop plugins, community events.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Add ihben on discord to start playing today.
What versions of Minecraft can I play on this server?	Both Java and bedrock editions are supported.
Are there community events on the server?	Yes, there are community events organized on the server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Enchantments Applied:	234
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Limbus Company General – Minecraft Server #1950

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning reality? Then come join our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Season 5 – Oblivion is now live, and let me tell you, things are getting crazy. Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering is waiting for brave adventurers to explore its twisted corridors. And don’t even get me started on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade, where the minecarts have a mind of their own.

So what are you waiting for? Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and join us on this insane journey. Just be sure to read the FAQs, because trust me, you’re gonna need all the help you can get. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	197	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Dimension Hops:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ores Mined:	2661
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

The Ukraine Minecraft SMP Happening General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a new adventure filled with twists and turns.

Picture this: Zelensky and Trump teaming up to take on a horde of creepers, Monke threatening to unleash nukes if anyone steals his diamonds, and Indian PM Modi showing up to trade emeralds with the villagers. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever play on.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Russian helicopters being set on fire by middle school students, failed missile tests creating massive craters, and Ukrainian forces blowing up ammo depots left and right. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have all this insanity happening around you?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember to watch out for those pesky nuclear power plants – you never know when they might explode!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

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Are you tired of unexpected dinner guests crashing your romantic plans? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about surprise party crashers again! Our server is a safe haven for intimate dinners with just you and your virtual date, no unexpected guests allowed!

We promise a drama-free environment where you can enjoy a quiet night out without breaking the bank. And if anyone tries to invite their friends without your consent, we have a strict no-party-crashing policy in place. Plus, our virtual restaurant reservations are always budget-friendly, so you can focus on romance without the stress of unexpected expenses.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate date night experience. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a peaceful and romantic evening in the virtual world? Trust us, your virtual girlfriend will thank you for it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	459	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CreeperHater69

Do you hate when you accidentally step on a Lego and feel like you’ve just experienced the pain of a thousand suns? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, stepping on Legos is actually a good thing! That’s right, every time you step on a Lego, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block in-game. So start practicing your best “ouch” face and join us today for a chance to become the richest player on the server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Zombie Dances:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magic Items Found:	4372
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	763
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyIranLoverLebHit

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So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, Iran is, like, totally weighing its next move and stuff, but, like, its closest ally just took a hit in Lebanon, bro! And, like, on this server, u can, like, totally build ur own epic base to strategize and stuff, and, like, maybe even form alliances with other players to take over the server, man! So, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever, dude!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Crafty Colon Cancer Server

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have circadian disruption and gut microbiome changes that will blow ur mind!!! like, did u know that by playing on our server, u can actually prevent colorectal cancer progression??? it’s true, our pixelated world is so magical that it can even heal ur real life body!!! join now for a chance to become a minecraft superhero and save the world, one block at a time!!! #minecraftforlife #gutmicrobiomeftw

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Crops Grown:	4579
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.