Are you tired of boring old compliments like “you’re smart” or “you’re funny”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll receive the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard! Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle and someone tells you that your block placement skills are so on point, they should be studied by NASA for their next space mission. That’s the kind of praise you can expect on our server! Join us for a wild ride of wacky compliments and absurd accolades. Who knows, you might even be dubbed the King or Queen of Blocksville by the end of the day!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Chimeras Created: 2
Love Letters Sent: 18 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34 Elemental Crystals Collected: 48

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

New Minecraft Servers

  • NoBabysitNoCraft

    NoBabysitNoCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be bombarded with unexpected responsibilities like my neighbor does to me? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being forced to babysit a spoiled 4-year-old again!

    We promise that no one will show up at your virtual doorstep and leave their child in your care without asking. And if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “creepers gonna creep.”

    Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any unwanted surprises. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we’ve got enough of our own in the form of zombie attacks and skeleton archers. It’s a wild ride, but at least you won’t have to deal with entitled neighbors trying to pawn off their parenting duties on you.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Gods Slained: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Excited4Tech Minecraft SMP

    Excited4Tech Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most mind-blowing place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground lab filled with futuristic gadgets and gizmos. They stumbled upon a machine that could turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a push of a button! Can you imagine the riches waiting for you on our server?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have learned how to ride pigs and shoot lasers from their eyes. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and leave you in stitches, then come join us! Who knows what kind of insane adventures and technological advancements await you on our server!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyConfessions

    CraftyConfessions
    Have you ever wanted to confess your deepest, darkest secrets in a safe and pixelated environment? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to spill the tea while building your dream world brick by brick. Our community is full of players who are just dying to hear your juiciest secrets and maybe even share a few of their own. So come on, join us and let it all out – just make sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who love to eavesdrop on gossip!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Runes Activated: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • IllegitimateCraft: Vatican Orphan Export

    IllegitimateCraft: Vatican Orphan Export
    so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, imagine if the Vatican was sending Italian kids to America as orphans. crazy, right? well, on this server, we’re all about uncovering those wild programs and turning them into epic Minecraft adventures.

    join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the Vatican’s secret missions and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s uncover some crazy secrets together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Animals Bred: 51 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 18
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Boxed Cat Chaos

    Boxed Cat Chaos
    So, liek, u know dat cat dat is both alive and ded at the same time? well, on dis server, u can be liek dat cat! u can be both a noob and a pro at minecraft at the same time! it’s so mind-blowing, u won’t even know what’s real anymore! join dis server for a rollercoaster ride of confusion and fun! plus, we have a secret room where u can find all da diamondz u want, but only if u can solve da riddle of da dancing chicken! it’s so random and hilarious, u won’t be able to stop laughing! so come on and join us for da ultimate mind-bending experience in minecraft! u won’t regret it! or maybe u will? who knows, it’s all a mystery on dis server!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13
    Chimeras Created: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Paradise Network

    Paradise Network

    Welcome to Paradise Network! Dive into our immersive Prison gamemode where your journey from inmate to kingpin begins. Explore custom features, powerful enchantments, and an active community. We’re excited to have you—let the adventure start today!

    Private Mines Super Balanced Economy, that starts at 10’s and scales to 100q Gradually Workshop Custom Robots Multiple and Multipurpose Economies Rebirth Gang system with a lot of Cool features Glory System (Reworked Prestige) Infinite Challenges 25+ Custom Enchantments Pets

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 4400
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Love Letters Sent: 8
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Secret Passages Found: 8

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nikashi SMP

    Nikashi SMP

    Welcome to Nikashi SMP, a vibrant and thrilling Minecraft server! Here, we provide a variety of engaging game modes designed to cater to all types of players, whether you’re a survivor or a creative builder.

    Nikashi SMP is all about creating connections, learning from each other, and being part of an awesome community. We always welcome new players and can’t wait to have you join in on the excitement!

    Our server supports Cross Play, allowing both Java and Bedrock/Pocket Edition players to enjoy the game together seamlessly. Our server also have regular weekly Events and Challenges, Friendly Community, and also Costum Plugins to enhance your gameplay with unique features and improvements. Join Nikashi SMP and start your adventure today!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 2399
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NovaCraft: Revival – Where pretending to be a block is a real job!

    NovaCraft: Revival – Where pretending to be a block is a real job!

    NovaCraft: Revival S1

    Server Version 1.21.1
    Features Vanilla gameplay, dynmap, pregenerated chunks
    Launch Status Awaiting big launch with original and new members
    Rules Available in Discord server
    Discord Username _schlime
    Application Process Add _schlime on Discord and send application with name, age, Minecraft experience, and favorite part of the game
    Server IP dogpound.modded.fun
    Whitelist Players must be accepted before joining

    FAQ

    1. Can I join the server if I am under 18 years old?

    Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are at least 18 years old.

    2. What version is the server running on?

    The server is currently running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

    3. How can I apply to join the server?

    To apply, add _schlime on Discord and send a message with your name, age, Minecraft experience, and favorite part of the game.

    4. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

    Yes, the rules are available in the Discord server. Make sure to read and follow them to maintain a positive gaming environment.

    5. When will the official launch of the server take place?

    The official launch will be scheduled once a significant number of original and new members are gathered. Stay tuned for updates on the launch date.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Potions Brewed: 25
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 22

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Globetrotter Minecraft Server

    Crafty Globetrotter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can ask our Brazilian owner anything about their country! Want to know the best spots to find rare ores in Brazil? Just ask! Need tips on how to survive a zombie apocalypse in the Amazon rainforest? Our owner has got you covered! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure filled with Brazilian flair and unexpected surprises at every turn. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two while you’re here!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • why do japanese appliances still look like they’re from… Minecraft SMP

    why do japanese appliances still look like they’re from… Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate throwback to the 90s, just like Japanese appliances! Our server is so old-school, even the creepers wear scrunchies and listen to Spice Girls on their Walkmans. Plus, we have cutting-edge technology like silhouette recognition for all your sneaky spy needs. So come on and join us, because if it ain’t broke, why fix it? Just like our outdated but totally rad server!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 46 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HalfSisEdu Minecraft Server

    HalfSisEdu Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family drama and unexpected requests!

    Picture this: your dad, a chain-smoking alcoholic with anger issues, suddenly reappears in your life asking you to support your half-sister through high school in the U.S. What a plot twist! Will you step up to the plate or will you hang up the phone and sob uncontrollably? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense arguments with your mom, who just can’t understand why you wouldn’t want to financially support your dad’s new family. And don’t forget about the other family members trying to guilt-trip you into taking on this new responsibility. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and test your boundaries, join us now! Who knows what crazy requests or family drama will come your way next? It’s a virtual soap opera waiting to unfold!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Zombie Dances: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UterusCraft: No Questions Asked

    UterusCraft: No Questions Asked
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the stress of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

    Are you tired of constantly being bombarded with messages and phone calls about when you’re going to have your baby? Join our server and no one will bother you about updates on your pregnancy, because we’re too busy building epic structures and battling mobs!

    On our server, you can build a virtual delivery room and invite only your closest Minecraft friends to witness the birth of your blocky baby. No need to worry about your mom getting mad at you for not giving her constant updates – she can just log on to the server and see for herself!

    And don’t worry about muting your phone or ignoring messages – on our server, the only messages you’ll receive are from fellow players asking to team up for a raid or trade resources. Say goodbye to the stress of constant notifications and hello to the joy of building and exploring in a world where the only updates you need to worry about are the ones for the game itself!

    Join our server today and leave the real world behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be delivering is epic gameplay!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 85 Wilderness Tamed: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RedditHorrorStories SMP

    RedditHorrorStories SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to witness crazy events like a group of players accidentally summoning a horde of zombie pigmen into their base because they thought they were just harmless pigs. Or how about the time when someone built a giant statue of a creeper that actually started exploding randomly, causing chaos everywhere?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of the haunted mineshaft where players swear they heard ghostly whispers and saw mysterious shadows lurking in the dark. And let’s not forget about the time when a player accidentally turned their pet wolf into a werewolf after feeding it a cursed bone.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat with non-stop excitement and absurdity, then join us now! Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Farms Harvested: 908
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 5607
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Crops Grown: 1949

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoSelfControlSnacks

    NoSelfControlSnacks
    Are you tired of being a slave to your cravings? Do you find yourself devouring an entire bag of chips in one sitting? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your unhealthy snacking habits, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be feasting on is virtual blocks and pixels! Say goodbye to those pesky potato chips and hello to building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Trust us, your waistline will thank you. So come on, join our server and let’s build a healthier, blockier future together!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Acai Looks Like Noob

    Acai Looks Like Noob
    join our epic minecraft server where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats. why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player on our server found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers from its hilt. they used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that dropped a million emeralds. true story, bro.

    also, did i mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move? yeah, it’s pretty wild. and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions that make you fly. no joke, it happened to my cousin’s friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s uncle’s pet parrot.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. yeah, you heard me right. FREE PIZZA. don’t miss out, dude.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Runes Activated: 0
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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