Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Picture this: a 44-year-old Minecraft pro facing off against his 34-year-old girlfriend in an epic battle of financial woes. With a son who has ASD thrown into the mix, things are bound to get chaotic!

Our server is like a private school for Minecraft enthusiasts, providing resources and support for all players. But beware, because promises made to dying best friends and exes losing their jobs may lead to explosive situations!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where helping out a friend’s family leads to accusations of favoritism and arguments over who gets financial support? It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks and endless possibilities!

Don’t miss out on the drama, the laughs, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
Dragon Eggs Found: 9566 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
Void Armor Forged: 23 Void Gems Collected: 28
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • CreeperAwkwardMoment

    CreeperAwkwardMoment
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous moments in Minecraft history.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens start following you around, clucking to the beat of “Baby Shark”. Or how about the time when players were turned into giant llamas and had to navigate a maze filled with flying pigs? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also host weekly “embarrassing moment” contests where players share their most cringe-worthy stories for a chance to win epic prizes. From accidentally setting their house on fire to getting stuck in a block for hours, the laughs never stop on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server with your own hilarious tales to tell!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 23
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Zodasiran’s Lipid Lows Server

    Zodasiran’s Lipid Lows Server
    join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like taking Zodasiran for ur virtual hyperlipidemia! our world will decrease ur triglycerides after 24 weeks of playin’! it’s like a phase 2b trial but way more fun! come build, explore, and fight ur way to lower cholesterol levels in the most epic way possible! cuz why not?!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Perakee’s So-So Survival: Where [SMP] players are {stale} & {old community} needing {more players}

    Perakee’s So-So Survival: Where [SMP] players are {stale} & {old community} needing {more players}
    JOIN: perakee.xyz
    MAP: perakee.xyz:8123

    Starting a fresh new community! The server will be reset soon and you can become part of deciding what kind of server we will run, vanilla or modded. We will make something nice together where we can chill and play some games!

    Join my discord: https://discord.gg/e8PDunZa

    FAQ

    What kind of server will it be?

    We are considering both vanilla and modded options. The final decision will be made together with the community.

    When will the server reset?

    The server reset date will be announced soon. Stay tuned for updates on our discord channel.

    How can I get involved in decision-making for the server?

    Join our discord channel and participate in discussions and polls to help us decide the direction of the server.

    Can I invite friends to join the server?

    Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be a part of our community.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Poop Eaters Minecraft Server

    Poop Eaters Minecraft Server
    Tired of eating boring old food in Minecraft? Well, our server offers a unique dining experience – eating ass! But wait, before you get grossed out, let us clarify that eating ass is actually code for eating delicious, gourmet meals prepared by our talented chefs. So come join our server and get ready to have your taste buds tantalized like never before. Plus, rumor has it that players who eat the most ass (the food kind, of course) will receive special in-game rewards! So what are you waiting for? Join now and feast like never before!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 17 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • B e e p B o o p M i n e c r a f t S M P

    B e e p   B o o p   M i n e c r a f t   S M P
    Are you tired of struggling with those pesky captchas? Do you feel like you’re on the lower end of the IQ bell curve every time you try to move that slider just right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we welcome all levels of intelligence, including robots and aliens!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. From building giant banana statues to hosting llama fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Come join us and show off your unique skills, whether you’re a redstone genius or a master at creating pixel art of Nicolas Cage. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Towns Built: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 20
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • SplitHotel3ways Minecraft Server

    SplitHotel3ways Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to argue about splitting hotel room costs again! Join us and escape the drama of real life with our virtual adventures.

    On our server, we believe in fair and equal distribution of resources, just like how you should only pay for what you use in a hotel room. No more getting stuck with the bill for someone else’s luxury bed while you sleep on the floor!

    Plus, on our server, you can build your own dream room without any unwanted roommates. No more sharing space with people who can’t agree on how to split the bill – it’s all about you and your creativity here.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the hotel room drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us – because life’s too short to argue about who pays for what bed!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 36 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • ExBoyfriendPeepinTom

    ExBoyfriendPeepinTom
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

    Join us and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry gone wrong. Witness the epic battle between a brother, his wife, his sister, and her ex, who we’ll call Lucifer because, well, why not?

    Watch as Lucifer’s pervy ways are exposed, leading to a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Will the sister stay or will she leave? Will the brother choose loyalty or love? Find out on our server, where every day is a new episode of Minecraft drama!

    So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, the drama never ends!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4018 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 11

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • SuperpowerSMP: MindReader

    SuperpowerSMP: MindReader
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually have superpowers! That’s right, forget about flying or shooting lasers from your eyes, we’re talking about real game-changing abilities like turning all the dirt blocks into cake or summoning a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around.

    Join us on this wild journey where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come on, unleash your inner superhero and show the world what you’re made of on our crazy, chaotic, and completely nonsensical Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • BlockyLoveIsland

    BlockyLoveIsland
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    We have custom-made mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the last player standing gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks (Disclaimer: we cannot actually provide a lifetime supply of diamond blocks).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency in our virtual marketplace.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 New Chunks Explored: 478561
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Fragile Crafters: Survivors Unite!

    Fragile Crafters: Survivors Unite!
    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you realize, dang, i could use some more friends to play with. well, guess what? this server is the place to be, my dude.

    we got all the cool peeps here, from hardcore builders to redstone geniuses to pvp masters. you’ll never be bored with all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on this server.

    plus, did i mention we have the most epic events and challenges? like, one time we had a giant chicken race where you had to ride a chicken through a maze filled with lava pits and creeper explosions. it was wild, man.

    oh, and get this – we have the most OP custom plugins that will blow your mind. want to fly like a superhero? we got you covered. want to summon a herd of dancing llamas? done and done.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable minecraft journey of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Mines Excavated: 1505 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Legendary Benders SMP

    Legendary Benders SMP

    This server is a binder’s SMP server meaning you can do bending it is a multiple bending server earth water air fire it also has chi bending light spirit bending dark spirit bending You can also sell things on the auction even fish for money It is a factions SMP You can claim things as long as you have enough power But there is another way you can claim things the plugin is called ultimateclaims I would like for you guys to check it out and figure out how to claim your own land Hope you guys enjoy and have fun there is multiple things I will make videos in the future about have fun and destroy your enemies

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Minecraft server

    MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Minecraft server

    MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Large online, cheap donation, transformation into mobs, um 1, weddings, weapons, pvp arena – and much more! Come to us! DISCOUNTS ON DONATIONS 99%! The promotion will end in 15 hours, 39 minutes, 28 seconds! WIN A FREE DONATION TO THE ELITE! – /FREE REMAINING: 15 hours, 39 minutes, 28 seconds!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41
    Dimension Hops: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • That Crazy Squirrel Server – Java 1.20.1 Fabric Edition for Grown-Ups!

    That Crazy Squirrel Server – Java 1.20.1 Fabric Edition for Grown-Ups!

    That Silly Squirrel Minecraft Server

    Server Overview:

    Type Version Features Age Restriction
    SMP Java 1.20.1 Fabric Modded, PVE, Whitelisted 18+

    Server Description:

    That Silly Squirrel SMP is a Minecraft server with over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric. It focuses on boss fights, landscape makeovers, additional zones to explore, more mobs, and the use of Create mod for creating machines. The server is safe from PVP and griefing, providing a relaxing environment for players to adventure and build.

    Join our Discord server to become one of the many Silly Squirrels and start your Minecraft journey with us!

    Discord Invite Link

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by joining our Discord server and following the instructions to get whitelisted.
    Is there an age restriction? Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
    What mods are included in the server? The server includes over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric, providing various features and enhancements for players.
    Can I build and explore freely on the server? Yes, the server is focused on PVE gameplay and provides a safe environment for players to build, adventure, and explore without the fear of PVP or griefing.
    What special features does the server offer? The server offers boss fights, landscape makeovers, extra zones to explore, more mobs to encounter, and the use of Create mod for creating intricate machines.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 43
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Obsessed Cucks Minecraft Server

    Obsessed Cucks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

    We don’t discriminate against any race, but we do have a special place in our hearts for those who have a BBC fetish. Our community is full of white cucks who are more obsessed with big black blocks than anything else in the game.

    Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you never know what outrageous story or insane adventure awaits you around every corner. Don’t be a first world cuck, come join our server and embrace the chaos!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 19
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Falling into the Void: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • The Anonymous SMP Experience

    The Anonymous SMP Experience
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest place to be for all you kpop stans out there! Join us for a chance to battle it out in epic kpop dance-offs, where the winner gets a diamond block as a prize!

    But that’s not all – we also have weekly concerts featuring virtual performances by your favorite kpop idols. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into BTS wandering around the server, looking for inspiration for their next hit song.

    So why wait? Join our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness and fun! Who knows, you might even become the next big kpop star in the Minecraft world.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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