MineCrafty Politicians – /epl/ ft. /trans/ – New Labour LOLz

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Rumor has it that Ten Hag is getting the sack regardless of whether you win the FA Cup or not. But don’t worry, De Zerbi might be in the running for the next Chelsea manager – imagine the tactics he’ll bring to the table! And let’s not forget about Pochettino eyeing up the Manchester United job, along with Mckenna, a Londoner who bleeds red.

But wait, there’s more! Brighton is also in need of a new manager, and who better to take the reins than Kammy himself? It’s going to be a wild ride, folks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, join us now! Just ignore the rest of the news, it’s all rubbish anyway.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	264	Mines Excavated:	3537
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3123	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Potions Brewed:	68	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	7647	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Void Gems Collected:	26
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Love Letters Sent:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Gods Slained:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1658
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Runes Activated:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	55	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	New Chunks Explored:	825197
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7290	Towns Built:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).