MineCrafty Politicians – /epl/ ft. /trans/ – New Labour LOLz

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Rumor has it that Ten Hag is getting the sack regardless of whether you win the FA Cup or not. But don’t worry, De Zerbi might be in the running for the next Chelsea manager – imagine the tactics he’ll bring to the table! And let’s not forget about Pochettino eyeing up the Manchester United job, along with Mckenna, a Londoner who bleeds red.

But wait, there’s more! Brighton is also in need of a new manager, and who better to take the reins than Kammy himself? It’s going to be a wild ride, folks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, join us now! Just ignore the rest of the news, it’s all rubbish anyway.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	257
Villages Defended:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Holy Grails Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mines Excavated:	3232

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Buildings Constructed:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Ores Mined:	6926	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	388	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Meteorites Collected:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.