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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Rumor has it that Ten Hag is getting the sack regardless of whether you win the FA Cup or not. But don’t worry, De Zerbi might be in the running for the next Chelsea manager – imagine the tactics he’ll bring to the table! And let’s not forget about Pochettino eyeing up the Manchester United job, along with Mckenna, a Londoner who bleeds red.

But wait, there’s more! Brighton is also in need of a new manager, and who better to take the reins than Kammy himself? It’s going to be a wild ride, folks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, join us now! Just ignore the rest of the news, it’s all rubbish anyway.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Magic Items Found:	6010	Dragon Eggs Found:	5221
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Animals Bred:	154	Towns Built:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Alien Abductions:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Love Letters Sent:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Animals Bred:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	185
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8123	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Endless Night Skies:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Alien Abductions:	4	Mines Excavated:	1998
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Buildings Constructed:	32	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mines Excavated:	3801	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!