MineCrafty Politicians – /epl/ ft. /trans/ – New Labour LOLz

#ChelseaManager, #DeZerbi, #FaCup, #FACupFinal, #footballnews, #Kammy, #Londonorigin, #managerialchanges, #ManchesterUnitedfan, #NewLabour, #TenHag, Brighton, epl, labour, lolz, manchesterunited, McKenna, minecrafty, pochettino, politicians, rumours, Soccer, sportsnews, Trans, Transfers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Rumor has it that Ten Hag is getting the sack regardless of whether you win the FA Cup or not. But don’t worry, De Zerbi might be in the running for the next Chelsea manager – imagine the tactics he’ll bring to the table! And let’s not forget about Pochettino eyeing up the Manchester United job, along with Mckenna, a Londoner who bleeds red.

But wait, there’s more! Brighton is also in need of a new manager, and who better to take the reins than Kammy himself? It’s going to be a wild ride, folks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, join us now! Just ignore the rest of the news, it’s all rubbish anyway.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	553002
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Towns Built:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2982
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	2194	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Animals Bred:	94	Magic Items Found:	1441
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	24

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ores Mined:	806
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Enchantments Applied:	63
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Animals Bred:	94	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server‘s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Farms Harvested:	853
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Enchantments Applied:	63	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Crops Grown:	6357	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.