MineCrafty Politicians – /epl/ ft. /trans/ – New Labour LOLz

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Rumor has it that Ten Hag is getting the sack regardless of whether you win the FA Cup or not. But don’t worry, De Zerbi might be in the running for the next Chelsea manager – imagine the tactics he’ll bring to the table! And let’s not forget about Pochettino eyeing up the Manchester United job, along with Mckenna, a Londoner who bleeds red.

But wait, there’s more! Brighton is also in need of a new manager, and who better to take the reins than Kammy himself? It’s going to be a wild ride, folks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, join us now! Just ignore the rest of the news, it’s all rubbish anyway.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Potions Brewed:	146	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Farms Harvested:	944
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	179	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Star Shards Collected:	210
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ores Mined:	1304
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Magic Items Found:	2483
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Void Gems Collected:	31

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!