MineCrafty Politicians – /epl/ ft. /trans/ – New Labour LOLz

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Rumor has it that Ten Hag is getting the sack regardless of whether you win the FA Cup or not. But don’t worry, De Zerbi might be in the running for the next Chelsea manager – imagine the tactics he’ll bring to the table! And let’s not forget about Pochettino eyeing up the Manchester United job, along with Mckenna, a Londoner who bleeds red.

But wait, there’s more! Brighton is also in need of a new manager, and who better to take the reins than Kammy himself? It’s going to be a wild ride, folks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, join us now! Just ignore the rest of the news, it’s all rubbish anyway.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Farms Harvested:	639
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Towns Built:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	New Chunks Explored:	421426
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Crops Grown:	1780
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
New Chunks Explored:	797625	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	1534	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Magic Items Found:	2979	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!