MineCrafty Politicians – /epl/ ft. /trans/ – New Labour LOLz

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Rumor has it that Ten Hag is getting the sack regardless of whether you win the FA Cup or not. But don’t worry, De Zerbi might be in the running for the next Chelsea manager – imagine the tactics he’ll bring to the table! And let’s not forget about Pochettino eyeing up the Manchester United job, along with Mckenna, a Londoner who bleeds red.

But wait, there’s more! Brighton is also in need of a new manager, and who better to take the reins than Kammy himself? It’s going to be a wild ride, folks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, join us now! Just ignore the rest of the news, it’s all rubbish anyway.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Emeralds Found:	8376
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Star Shards Collected:	113	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3606	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8775
Chimeras Created:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Void Armor Forged:	24
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Farms Harvested:	782	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Enchantments Applied:	254	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9105
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Emeralds Found:	3737	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mines Excavated:	3148	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!