MineCrafty Politicians – /epl/ ft. /trans/ – New Labour LOLz

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Rumor has it that Ten Hag is getting the sack regardless of whether you win the FA Cup or not. But don’t worry, De Zerbi might be in the running for the next Chelsea manager – imagine the tactics he’ll bring to the table! And let’s not forget about Pochettino eyeing up the Manchester United job, along with Mckenna, a Londoner who bleeds red.

But wait, there’s more! Brighton is also in need of a new manager, and who better to take the reins than Kammy himself? It’s going to be a wild ride, folks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, join us now! Just ignore the rest of the news, it’s all rubbish anyway.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Runes Activated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Buildings Constructed:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	26	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Dragons Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	26	Dragon Eggs Found:	6282
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.