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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Rumor has it that Ten Hag is getting the sack regardless of whether you win the FA Cup or not. But don’t worry, De Zerbi might be in the running for the next Chelsea manager – imagine the tactics he’ll bring to the table! And let’s not forget about Pochettino eyeing up the Manchester United job, along with Mckenna, a Londoner who bleeds red.

But wait, there’s more! Brighton is also in need of a new manager, and who better to take the reins than Kammy himself? It’s going to be a wild ride, folks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, join us now! Just ignore the rest of the news, it’s all rubbish anyway.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	3884	New Chunks Explored:	811772
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Buildings Constructed:	35

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Zero-Bit

Skyblock, Survival Games

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The Cosmos 2

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Avalon

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magic Items Found:	2041
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Metallic Box

PvP

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Potions Brewed:	160
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Enchantments Applied:	190
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4193
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mines Excavated:	2087	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Runes Activated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Farms Harvested:	683
Star Shards Collected:	256	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Items Found:	1135
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Gods Slained:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Potions Brewed:	177	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!