MineCrafty Politicians – /epl/ ft. /trans/ – New Labour LOLz

#ChelseaManager, #DeZerbi, #FaCup, #FACupFinal, #footballnews, #Kammy, #Londonorigin, #managerialchanges, #ManchesterUnitedfan, #NewLabour, #TenHag, Brighton, epl, labour, lolz, manchesterunited, McKenna, minecrafty, pochettino, politicians, rumours, Soccer, sportsnews, Trans, Transfers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Rumor has it that Ten Hag is getting the sack regardless of whether you win the FA Cup or not. But don’t worry, De Zerbi might be in the running for the next Chelsea manager – imagine the tactics he’ll bring to the table! And let’s not forget about Pochettino eyeing up the Manchester United job, along with Mckenna, a Londoner who bleeds red.

But wait, there’s more! Brighton is also in need of a new manager, and who better to take the reins than Kammy himself? It’s going to be a wild ride, folks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, join us now! Just ignore the rest of the news, it’s all rubbish anyway.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8601	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	332	Villages Defended:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	5247	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Potions Brewed:	103
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	371

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Megga-CRAFT

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ores Mined:	5381	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Elite Rabbit

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server Elite Rabbit is a Vietnamese SMP server with slightly PVE-oriented gameplay, with countless attractive features such as “Elite Mobs, Jobs, Player Shop, Player Warps,…”.The best thing about Elite Rabbit is ECONOMY. Yes, you read that right, the server is mainly developed by the community and everything revolves around MONEY. Having money is having everything.So what are you waiting for? Join the Server, and vote for us now to receive the most attractive rewards possible

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

HeadHunter PvP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

The Finest PvP Experience on the List. Kits, Bounties, Combat Logging, Warps, Glass Wars, RTP, Clans, HeadDrops, and more! Our server is Cross-Platform which means you can play with Bedrock Players! Players from Switch, XBox, and PlayStation all spend time on our server, and you can too!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

HitCraft

Survival

Hello welcome! HitCraft is a server based on Survival Custom version 1.19. Vote for our server to receive rewards that you can discover in the game.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BadWolfMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults. With spacious build areas and carefully curated plugins, our server maintains the vanilla feel while adding a touch of fun and ensuring the safety of your creations. Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server, enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device, and find answers to all your questions on our helpful wiki.Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion. Guests are welcome to log in and explore, and once your application is approved, you’ll gain build permissions to bring your imagination to life. Discover the captivating world of BadWolfMC and let your creativity roam free!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Infinity Nexus

Economy, Survival

“Infinity Nexus” started as a personal project for a small group of friends who are passionate about technology and Minecraft. It quickly turned into something that many other players wanted to experience. Incorporating popular mods like Mekanism and others, this modpack elevates Minecraft’s simple block world into a field of advanced technological innovations.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Void Gems Collected:	27
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.