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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 1667 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Ores Mined: | 6643 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 60 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto your profits even when it looks like the market is going to the moon! Who needs financial security when you can have the rush of potentially losing it all in one fell swoop?
So come on down to our server and embrace your inner greedy cunt – we promise you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). See you on the flip side, you money-hungry maniacs!