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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 6240 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Votes: | 1616 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto your profits even when it looks like the market is going to the moon! Who needs financial security when you can have the rush of potentially losing it all in one fell swoop?
So come on down to our server and embrace your inner greedy cunt – we promise you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). See you on the flip side, you money-hungry maniacs!