MineCrafty Epiphany Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/100	Votes:	1351
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dimension Hops:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have uncovered the secret to why women were kind and loving in the past but are now a bunch of attention-seeking whores! It turns out, it all comes down to being beaten and abused emotionally and physically – the more you treat someone like crap, the kinder they become. It’s like a reverse psychology experiment gone wrong!

Join us as we dive into the depths of human behavior and uncover the mysteries of why people act the way they do. Explore our server and enjoy the revelation, my sons. Who knew that Minecraft could be so enlightening and entertaining at the same time? Come join us and see for yourself!

Life SMP

Join, life smp, LifeSteal, Loot, Minecraft, Players, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Vita SMP, Vita Today

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/300	Votes:	327
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	112	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ores Mined:	4557	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Welcome to Vita SMP! This is a fun lifesteal server that has few players so now’s your chance to get loot before more people join! Join Vita Today.

104.223.80.176:26955

Thread Closed Minecraft Server

Closed, closing threads, Communication, community guidelines, forum etiquette, forum moderation, internet etiquette, Minecraft, Moderating, online behavior, online community management., online conversations, online discussions., online engagement, online forums, online interactions, Replying, respectful communication, Server, Thread, thread closure, thread etiquette, thread management

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/500	Votes:	2030
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where the admin is as sassy as a diva on a reality TV show? Look no further! Our server admin is known for shutting down threads faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join our server for a wild ride of banter, ridiculous builds, and maybe even a little drama. Who knows, you might even become the admin’s new favorite player (but don’t hold your breath). So come on, join us for a server experience like no other. Just be prepared to bring your A-game in the banter department!

Hungry Minecraft SMP Player

binge watching, disordered eating, emotional eating, exhaustion, FATIGUE, feeling weak, hunger pangs, Hungry, lack of motivation, lack of self-care, lost appetite, low energy, mental health, Minecraft, not in the mood, player, self-destructive behavior, self-neglect, skipped meals, smp, stress eating, unhealthy habits, unhealthy lifestyle, weight loss

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/500	Votes:	1319
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Buildings Constructed:	26
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Are you tired of skipping meals just to watch this epic Minecraft SMP? Well, join us and never go hungry again because our virtual food is unlimited! Plus, our server is so addictive that you won’t even want to leave your computer to eat.

But beware, once you join, you may lose track of time and forget to do anything else. Just ask our player who claims to have lost so much in real life because they were too busy building virtual empires. So come join us and get lost in the madness of our insane Minecraft world!

NoPainNoGain

1.19, Anarchy, java edition, Minecraft, nopainnogain, Server

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1973
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	44	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

NoPainNoGain is a fresh anarchy server where you can do whatever you want, with no limits. Play it on java edition 1.19+.

npng.mcserv.fun:27060

CityLand server Minecraft

Adventure, banner, Breathing, Cities, CityLand, dreams, empty spaces, Grief, Images, Large Online, Lazy, Living, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Russian, Server, server description, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/900	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Star Shards Collected:	121	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Here everyone can make their dreams come true, turning empty spaces into living, breathing cities. Your adventure begins here!

play.cityland-server.ru

Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

affluent, anime character, anime fandom, anime fashion, Anime girl, anime recommendations, Anime Series, blocky, bunch, Elegant, Extravagant, favorite anime, Glamorous, high class, luxury, Minecraft, Opulent, Rich anime girl, rich girl aesthetic, Server, spoiled, Wealthy, wealthy anime girl, wealthy lifestyle

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/300	Votes:	115
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the anime girls are so rich, they wipe their butts with hundred dollar bills! Build your own mansion made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, and show off your wealth to all the other players. Don’t forget to post your favorite rich anime girl in the chat for a chance to win a virtual yacht in-game! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Come join the fun and see just how crazy things can get in our world of opulence and extravagance!

Imagine a Movie Minecraft SMP

Characters, Cinematic, couple, Drama, dream, emotional, FANTASY, Fiction, film, imagination, Imagine, love, Minecraft, Movie, Plot, relationship, Romantic, screenplay, script, smp, Storyline, storytelling

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/500	Votes:	2866
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Enchantments Applied:	286	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Towns Built:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected plot twists, and plenty of laughs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. They had to defeat the evil disco king to claim the legendary diamond sword of funkiness. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly turns into a giant cake or if you find yourself riding a flying pig to the Nether.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then look no further. Join us and become part of our wacky community where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Mashallah’s Epic Minecraft Server

brotherhood, community support, Conversion, Cultural differences, diverse backgrounds, embracing Islam, Epic, faith community, faith journey, Islamic faith, Mashallah, mashallahbrothers, Mashallahs, Minecraft, Muslim men, Muslim women, religious beliefs, religious conversion, reverting, SEA girls, Server, Sisterhood, spiritual growth, spirituality

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/100	Votes:	8586
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Crops Grown:	4427
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Villages Defended:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magic Items Found:	8794
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because mashallahbrothers is here to spice things up! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly skilled SEA girls who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other.

Legend has it that these SEA girls can build a castle in under 5 minutes and defeat the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed. Plus, they have the power to summon diamond blocks out of thin air and make mobs dance to their commands.

But that’s not all! If you join our server, you’ll also get access to exclusive events like underwater treasure hunts, skydiving competitions, and even a petting zoo filled with friendly creepers. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls ruining your fun – our SEA girls have a special ban hammer that sends them straight to the Nether realm.

So what are you waiting for? Join mashallahbrothers today and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Good Bye Kadokawa Waifus Minecraft SMP

Acquisition, Anime, appreciation, BNHA, bye, controversy, Dedication, Diversity, Entertainment, Fandom, fictional characters, Girls, Good, Goodbye, KADOKAWA, LGBTQ, Media, Minecraft, mixed race children, representation, smp, Sony, speculation, waifus

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/400	Votes:	3056
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1702
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Votes:	7628
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and vanilla? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the players are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion.

Imagine a world where the villagers are all secretly plotting against you, where the cows have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and where the chickens have learned how to wield swords. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s…our Minecraft SMP!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: a giant statue of a llama riding a dragon, a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a rollercoaster that goes straight through the Nether. The creativity knows no bounds on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Herobrine himself. Some say they’ve seen him lurking in the shadows, others claim he’s the one leaving all those random blocks scattered around. Will you be brave enough to face the ultimate Minecraft challenge?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Exoticalmc

Crates, Economy, enhanced experience, Exotical MC, Experience, Grief, Grief Prevention, java, Java 1.21.1, Keys, MONEY, Plugins, PvP, PVP ON, Rewards, Server, Survival, tags, Voting, Voting Rewards

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/900	Votes:	3620
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Potions Brewed:	28	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Welcome to Exotical MC, We are a server with PVP ON, Grief prevention, Crates, Tags and much more. We are running on Java 1.21.1

We have various different plugins for a more enhanced experience in our server.

By voting on our server you will get some additional rewards like money, keys and more. Hope to see you in the server.

exotical.mclogin.nl:25712

Flip Darling Minecraft Server

Darling, Flip, Flip Darling Retarded Husband Funny Relationship Humor Marriage Love Comedy Spouse Hilarious Joke Laughter Mockery Ridiculous Mocking Crazy Husband Silly Teasing Satire Playful, Minecraft, Server

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/300	Votes:	1731
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Buildings Constructed:	49	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident player, Flip Darling. This guy is like a mix between a mad scientist and a circus clown on steroids. He’s constantly coming up with the most ridiculous builds and pranks that will leave you in stitches.

One time, Flip decided to build a giant toilet out of diamond blocks just for the heck of it. And don’t even get me started on his pet pig army that he dresses up in tiny suits of armor. It’s like a piggy version of Game of Thrones up in here.

But the real reason you should join this server is to witness Flip’s husband. This poor guy is the most clueless player you’ll ever meet. He once tried to tame a creeper because he thought it was a new type of pet. Let’s just say it didn’t end well.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you laughing non-stop, come join us and witness the chaos that is Flip Darling and his ridiculous adventures. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

Hate The Soypedos Minecraft SMP

cyberbullying, discrimination, echochamber, exclusion, Frustration, harmful behavior, hate, hatred, ignorance, intolerance, kill themselves, Minecraft, negative energy, Online Community, rant, smp, snuff, social media, Soypedos, sub50 IQ, toxic behavior, Trolls

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/100	Votes:	436
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Are you tired of dealing with söypedos on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no söypedo policy! We’ve built a giant wall around our server to keep them out, so you can mine and craft in peace without any annoying söypedos ruining your day.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs and shoots fireballs from its beak. If you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident troll, a mischievous player who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting miners. But be warned, they’re a master of disguise and could be hiding anywhere, ready to strike when you least expect it.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to watch out for söypedos and keep an eye out for that sneaky troll!

Enderblast.com

AMBITION, Chaos, Economy, Empire, Enderblast, Glory, law, Legacy, Minecraft, multiplayer, player-driven economy, PvP, Raid, Raiding, rules, semi anarchy, Server, smp, strategy, Survival, Trade, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/400	Votes:	4737
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Endless Night Skies:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Welcome to Enderblast SMP! A semi-anarchy survival multiplayer server where chaos meets strategy. Build your empire, trade in a player-driven economy, and raid enemy bases for glory. Few rules, limitless ambition—forge your legacy in a world where survival is the only law.

Enderblast.com

Soulful Bleach Minecraft Server

#bleach anime, #youtube, action, Adventure, animation, Anime, Bleach, bleach manga, bleach rebirth, comparison, FANTASY, japanese, long tail, Manga, Minecraft, rebirth of souls, review, Server, sharting, Soulful, Souls, Supernatural, Video

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/700	Votes:	327
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Votes:	471	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of playing on servers that look like they were built by a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server looks ten times better than SHARTING! Zero. Yes, you heard that right – SHARTING! Zero doesn’t stand a chance against the epicness of our server.

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical unicorn cave. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at griefers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus – a creature made entirely out of blocks that can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Leave SHARTING! Zero in the dust and come join us on the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper – then you might regret it a little).

Democeats be like “we will gib universal healthcare” Minecraft SMP

Democeats, democrats, gib, government healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare coverage, healthcare debate, healthcare disparities, healthcare for all, healthcare funding, healthcare implementation, healthcare issues, healthcare legislation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare services, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, Minecraft, political promises, smp, state healthcare, Universal, universal healthcare

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/200	Votes:	9186
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Crops Grown:	6060

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Our server promises universal healthcare for all players, except for when the Ender Dragon decides to veto it because he’s feeling a bit cranky. But hey, who needs healthcare when you have enchanted golden apples, am I right? So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and the occasional llama parade. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons trying to steal your loot – they’re the real villains here, not the politicians promising free healthcare!