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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 8022 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
Emeralds Found: | 2162 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6243 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you defeat him in battle, he’ll grant you three wishes, like a magical dragon genie!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Trust us, you’ll be saying “dios mio” in the best way possible!