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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 4853 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4838 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Potions Brewed: | 68 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you defeat him in battle, he’ll grant you three wishes, like a magical dragon genie!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Trust us, you’ll be saying “dios mio” in the best way possible!