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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending episode of Caillou? Well, look no further, because our server is like the Rick and Morty of Minecraft servers – full of crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-bending twists!

Join us for a chance to build your very own Pickle Rick statue, battle evil mobs with the power of Szechuan sauce, and explore a dimension where everything is made out of interdimensional cable. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret portal hidden in the Nether, you’ll be transported to a realm where Mr. Meeseeks grants all your wishes (as long as they involve building epic structures in Minecraft, of course).

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be part of the most absurdly awesome Minecraft community this side of the multiverse? Come join us and get schwifty!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1138	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ores Mined:	3610

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Potions Brewed:	124
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	174	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Emeralds Found:	7157
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Dragon Scales Harvested:	365	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Divine Spears Created:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Enchantments Applied:	123	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	47
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.