MineCraftSwimCartoon

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending episode of Caillou? Well, look no further, because our server is like the Rick and Morty of Minecraft servers – full of crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-bending twists!

Join us for a chance to build your very own Pickle Rick statue, battle evil mobs with the power of Szechuan sauce, and explore a dimension where everything is made out of interdimensional cable. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret portal hidden in the Nether, you’ll be transported to a realm where Mr. Meeseeks grants all your wishes (as long as they involve building epic structures in Minecraft, of course).

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be part of the most absurdly awesome Minecraft community this side of the multiverse? Come join us and get schwifty!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

AxeCraft Network

Earth, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Welcome to AxeCraft Community! Now with Dungeons, MCMMO, Land Claim and more! A healthy community with 24/7 moderators assistance. Lively discord channel with many helpful players!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dimension Hops:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Enchantments Applied:	171
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

McDaily

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mcDaily, the economy SMP community with skilled builders in all kinds of styles. Customization options to make your home feel truly yours. Engaging admins that actively play on the server and provide server updates frequently. Custom items to make your gameplay that much more enjoyable.Come hang out with our community, that’s friendly towards both more mature members as well as a safe place for our younger audience. Make sure to vote for mcDaily as we provide rewards that most other servers list as “premium or donator rank exclusives”.Want to know more about us, the server or perhaps jump right in? Check these out: Discord: https://discord.gg/JprbQW2qQW Website: www.mcdaily.online ip: play.mcdaily.online (we allow both java and bedrock, add :25565 at the end of ip for bedrock)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

WAX

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

The World of Starknight is the oldest Xbox city server now on JAVA! We started our journey in 2012 building a grand city with an economy and intricate story mode. If that’s not your style we also offer a MMO economy survival world or a hardcore apocalypse survival where you have to survive through the ruins of a city fighting through hordes of zombies with guns! We’re a small team putting all this together so we are also looking for builders/admins!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Buildings Constructed:	33

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PryorSurvival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hi! Come play survival with us! We welcome all with a well taken care of community, java and bedrock a like! Claims, No lag, active staff, New gamemodes, and in-game cosmetics! From seeing your in-game stats to starting the next big farm build! we have it all and would love for you to join us !Java Edition: pryormc.co Bedrock Edition: play.pryormc.co Port: 1913

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Zombie Dances:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

DonutSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

DonutSMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The donutsmp ip is donutsmp.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

1Vie.fr

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

ANARCHY HARDCORE SERVER The Minecraft server 1Vie.fr offers you the opportunity to test your survival and adaptation skills in an ultra-hostile environment in a totally anarchic atmosphere. 1Vie.fr offers its members the opportunity to rediscover their primary instincts in an ultra hardcore game without plugins (100% Vanilla) and without life regeneration.VANILLA | 0 Plugins 1vie.fr is faithful to the unique Minecraft Vanilla survival experience. There are 0 plugins or mods that alter the basic gameplay experience that players are looking for. Quickly join a hostile world with other people. Will they be your allies? Or your enemies… It’s up to you!SURVIVAL | Hardly On your first login you will be randomly teleported to the pre-generated map. Find your wild instincts because here there is no room for error. The ultra-hardcore experience will not do you any favours. The first time you make a mistake, you’ll be kicked off the server.RELATION | Unpredictable Would you kill the first person you meet or would they kill you? If you were to meet a player, would they be a potential ally or prey? Are you being watched? These are the questions that you must continually ask yourself on 1Life.com and only you have the answers. We can only offer you the playground.Join the adventure: https://1vie.fr/en / IP: play.1vie.fr

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Raw Vanilla

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Notes: 100 Block Spawn Protection, Daily Backups!Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No LimitsServer Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading.Server Discord: https://discord.gg/UjXbz3rW

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

WolfyCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny

»» WolfyCraft «« ———————————- WolfyCraft is a friendly server, that you’re bound to enjoy! We aim to provide a relaxing enviroment where you can build, craft, and enjoy playing with your friends and other players! -[Pixelmon]

> Join our Pixelmon server, where you can enjoy a brand new custom world, explore it with other trainers, capture all the Pokemons and beat our gyms! -[Factions]

> Ready for some war? Looking to make the coolest base ever? Come and join us, and show the world your domination. I hope you remember how to make a TNT Cannon! -[Survival/Creative]

> Want to let your creative side out and just build? Well no worries! You can do that too, come and relax, build, and share your creations with others. -[Friendly Community]

> Our server isn’t just a server, it’s a community, a place for people to come and relax, have fun, play and meet new people. You will be welcome here! We hope to see you here soon!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Animals Bred:	89	Potions Brewed:	76
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Void Gems Collected:	21
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MetaMechanists

PvE, Survival

Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Dimension Hops:	15	Mines Excavated:	1598
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Taco Haven

Economy, Survival

Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Astral Projections Made:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ColdNetwork

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

Social community, great gamemodes including: OPFactions, OPSkyBlock, KitMap, HCFactions and Practice. We have an experienced management team which makes everything more fun for players. We also have a good anticheat which IPbans and active staff members.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Tekkit by CraftersLand Towns Clans

Economy, PvP, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░> Server address: tekkit.craftersland.net:25567░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in DataCenter on a Dedicated Server in Canada near USA border. > Online 24/7. > MyTown Mod for land protection. > Economy, Server shops, Players Market, Rewards, Crates. > Clans, PvP. > Live Maps.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Elitecraft Survival Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

UK Minecraft Server – Slimefun, Economy, Games, Arenas, PvE, New Map, Land Claims, Quests, Pets, Ranks, Custom Items, Elevators, and more. Join our server now, and immerse yourself in the ultimate Minecraft experience! Here we have the best community in Minecraft.This is why we pride ourselves in having the perfect balance of players to make sure everyone feels at home. No matter who you are at what age, we are the place for you! Just follow the rules and have fun.Our server consists of multiple worlds first our Survival world is the primary world of EC. Founded in 2011, we now have years of experience. Here we provide a welcoming community for new and veteran players alike to build, enjoy and feel at home. We offer advanced grief protection including chest locks, user-based land protection, disabled explosions, map backups and if rollbacks, to undo grief if necessary. PvP is disabled everywhere Except in the nether and it is quick and easy to join and start building. At our Creative world, you can enjoy a fun Multiplayer creative experience with all your friends, with no grief. Additionally, we offer FULL creative mode, lots of protected land for anyone to claim, lots of permissions for players such as /warp, /tpa and /plot, a system which is guaranteed to prevent grief. Players can use almost every item the game has to offer, and even some World editing commands. Our SkyBlock world offers each player their own private SB island for them and their friends to build on. Here there is no grief or PvP, and an awesome economy so you can sell your junk for new equipment. —–

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PangMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to PangMC Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! Whether it’s custom survival or a superflat challenge, there’s always something fun happening on our server. What are you waiting for? Join PangMC Network today and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Buildings Constructed:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.