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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 4846 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 113 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1382 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles every Tuesday where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. And don’t even get me started on the dance parties we have in the nether. It’s like a rave with creepers, bro.
So if you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP server of all time, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your best pickaxe and a sense of humor, because things get pretty wild around here. Let’s goooooo!