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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 9905 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 643578 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
– The ancient captivapendejos once tamed a flying llama and rode it into battle against a horde of evil creepers. True story, bro. – Our server is home to the world’s largest diamond mine, guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only attack players that can’t bust a move. – Every full moon, the ancient captivapendejos hosts a disco party in the Nether, complete with lava lamps and zombie DJs spinning sick beats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.