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| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 7723 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5663 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
u ever feel like ur brain is gonna explode from all the thinkin u gotta do? well not on this server, cuz we don’t believe in mental exertion! come join us and let ur brain take a vacation while u build epic structures and battle mobs with ur friends.
we got crazy mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where u gotta pass around a lit TNT block before it explodes, or “Sheep Jousting” where u ride sheep and try to knock each other off floating platforms. it’s pure chaos and u won’t be able to stop laughing.
plus, we have a secret underground city where u can find rare loot and uncover the mysteries of the server. some say there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes, but u didn’t hear that from me.
so come on over and join the fun! no more mental exertion, just pure, unadulterated silliness. trust me, ur brain will thank u.
