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Welcome to our server, where we worship the almighty Aphrodite Kallipygos, the goddess of great butts! Join us in our quest to build the most glorious temple dedicated to beautiful booties in all of Minecraft.

Imagine a world where your butt is your greatest asset, where people compete to see who has the most magnificent derriere. Our server is filled with hilarious stories of butt competitions and love at first sight based on buttocks alone.

Join us and become a part of the legend of The Fair-Buttocks, two sisters who became famous for their assets and founded a temple to Aphrodite in thanks. Only on our server will you find a community dedicated to celebrating the beauty of butts in all their glory.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, love, and of course, plenty of butt-related shenanigans. You won’t find a server quite like ours anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8476
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	3367

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Farms Harvested:	942	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
New Chunks Explored:	462444	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magic Items Found:	2491	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Villages Defended:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Void Armor Forged:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magic Items Found:	6282	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7144	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Animals Bred:	147	Zombie Dances:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchantments Applied:	121
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	6144	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.