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Welcome to our server, where we worship the almighty Aphrodite Kallipygos, the goddess of great butts! Join us in our quest to build the most glorious temple dedicated to beautiful booties in all of Minecraft.

Imagine a world where your butt is your greatest asset, where people compete to see who has the most magnificent derriere. Our server is filled with hilarious stories of butt competitions and love at first sight based on buttocks alone.

Join us and become a part of the legend of The Fair-Buttocks, two sisters who became famous for their assets and founded a temple to Aphrodite in thanks. Only on our server will you find a community dedicated to celebrating the beauty of butts in all their glory.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, love, and of course, plenty of butt-related shenanigans. You won’t find a server quite like ours anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	197
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Star Shards Collected:	107

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Crops Grown:	9020
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4943
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	181
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	180	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
New Chunks Explored:	506753	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Buildings Constructed:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	36

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ores Mined:	4564	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.