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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 5310 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 61 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly over it. Legend has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to tame creepers and ride them into battle. Who needs a horse when you can ride a TNT-loving green monster?
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party when the players log off. Rumor has it that if you can find the entrance, you’ll be greeted with a dance-off between a zombie and a skeleton. It’s lit, fam.
So come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might just find that piece of advice that changes your life forever (or at least gives you a good laugh).