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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 1612 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly over it. Legend has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to tame creepers and ride them into battle. Who needs a horse when you can ride a TNT-loving green monster?
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party when the players log off. Rumor has it that if you can find the entrance, you’ll be greeted with a dance-off between a zombie and a skeleton. It’s lit, fam.
So come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might just find that piece of advice that changes your life forever (or at least gives you a good laugh).