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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 2568 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly over it. Legend has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to tame creepers and ride them into battle. Who needs a horse when you can ride a TNT-loving green monster?
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party when the players log off. Rumor has it that if you can find the entrance, you’ll be greeted with a dance-off between a zombie and a skeleton. It’s lit, fam.
So come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might just find that piece of advice that changes your life forever (or at least gives you a good laugh).