Minecraftistan: Fight for Blocks & Laughs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MilliMinecraftSMPRich!

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If you inherited a million dollars on our Minecraft SMP, you could finally afford to buy that diamond armor you’ve been eyeing in the virtual marketplace! Imagine strutting around spawn in your blinged-out gear, flexing on all the other players who are still rocking leather armor. Plus, rumor has it that the admin is actually a secret billionaire who will reward the richest player with a real-life mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start grinding for that sweet, sweet pixelated cash!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Ores Mined:	7622
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mines Excavated:	3005

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BlockyBoys: No Lack of Diamonds

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Are you tired of guys who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is filled with master builders who can create entire cities out of pixelated blocks! Join us and find your perfect blocky match who knows how to impress with their redstone skills and diamond armor. Say goodbye to guys who can’t even find their way out of a cave, and hello to players who can conquer the Ender Dragon with one hand tied behind their back. Trust us, you’ll never want to log off once you see what our players can do in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

EconBomb Minecraft Server

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LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have a time bomb at the heart of our economy! it’s like a russian roulette but with blocks and creepers!

we got economists running around trying to defuse the bomb while you build your epic base and fight off zombies and skeletons.

join now for a chance to be the hero who saves the economy and becomes the richest player on the server! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MacronCraft: No Arms for Israel

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, a french president up in here who’s all, like, “yo, let’s put an arms embargo on Israel, dude!” and we’re all, like, “whaaaaat? that’s cray cray!” but, like, it’s all good cuz we’re just here to build some sick builds and have a blast, ya feel? come join us for some epic fun and maybe even some political drama, who knows? just come on down and let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Villages Defended:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Wish for More Genies – Minecraft

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hey u, ya u! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better listen up cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow bridges leading to candy land, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold!

but wait, there’s more! we got talking animals that can teach u how to do backflips and somersaults in the air! we even have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs every hour on the hour.

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, then how about this: we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where u can ride dragons and battle evil wizards! and if u’re lucky, u might even find a magic lamp that grants u unlimited wishes.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and let the adventure begin! who knows what crazy shenanigans u’ll get into next!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Zombie Dances:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Chaos in Vanilla Land: Where Creepers Go Boom Boom and Players Go Zoom Zoom!

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Anarchy Server Name	Vanilla Playground Server (VPG)
IP	play.mcvpg.org
Version	1.21.1
Discord	discord.mcvpg.org

Overview:

Are you tired of the mundane and regulated Minecraft experience? Do you crave the thrill of untamed adventures and unexplored territories? Look no further, for Vanilla Playground Server (VPG) is here to bring back the essence of true Minecraft exhilaration. Embark on a journey like never before, where creativity knows no bounds, and every decision is entirely yours to make. This classic anarchy server has no plugins, no rules, and no resets, giving you the ultimate freedom to play however you want.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question: How long has the server been up?	Answer: The server has been up for 3 years.
Question: What can I do on the server?	Answer: You can engage in classical survival, grief, build, explore with friends, and essentially do anything without any restrictions.
Question: Is there any kind of moderation or rules on the server?	Answer: No, the server has no rules or moderation, allowing you complete freedom to play as you wish.
Question: Can I form teams or collaborate with other players?	Answer: Yes, you can join the server’s Discord to find teams and collaborate with other players for your adventures.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Crops Grown:	6636	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

The Anonymous Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness and chaos!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes, a diamond sword that can one-shot the Ender Dragon, and a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cake (but beware of the killer cupcakes)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant zombie chicken, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7652	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Until Dawn Remake Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a chicken riding a pig. That’s right, our server is so wacky that even the animals are getting in on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing skeletons. You haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a bunch of bony buddies.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a group of werewolves and goes on a rampage through the virtual world. It’s like a furry convention gone wild!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and see just how wrong things can go in the best possible way!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ShoeShareSisSass

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring… but also a reason for epic battles! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and hidden keys!

Imagine a world where sharing shoes is a serious business, where hiding phones leads to all-out war, and where breaking locks is just another Tuesday. Our server is not for the faint of heart, but for those who thrive on chaos and sibling rivalry.

Fight for your right to wear that pair of shoes you called dibs on, strategize to outsmart your opponents, and unleash your inner drama queen in a virtual world like no other.

Are you ready to prove your maturity by engaging in the most immature shenanigans? Join us now and show the world that when it comes to Minecraft, all bets are off and all shoes are fair game!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NoExistenceMinecraftSMP

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If you had the power, wouldn’t you wish for a Minecraft SMP where creepers drop diamonds instead of exploding? Well, guess what? That’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a friendly dragon that just wants to be your pet. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by the Ghasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

FiredCraft: The Unemployment Server

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Are you tired of getting fired from your job for accidentally setting the office on fire with your mixtape? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to let your inner pyromaniac run wild! Join us and unleash your fiery passion in a safe and controlled environment (just don’t burn down any virtual buildings, please). Plus, who needs a boring old job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom? So come on over and let’s set the virtual world on fire together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Dimension Hops:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

DragonCraft Minecraft Server

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yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got dragon drones straight outta ukraine wreckin’ russian tanks like it’s nobody’s business. imagine flyin’ around on a dragon drone, blowin’ up tanks left and right, it’s lit fam. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like a freakin’ treasure trove. join now or miss out on all the epicness, u won’t regret it, trust me.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

HolyCraft: Xi & Mao’s Block Party

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so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Fish Space Abduction: A Minecraft Server

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u ever wonder why fish gettin’ all snatched up from the water? it aint cuz of no fisherman, it cuz aliens be abductin’ em! come join our minecraft server and help us uncover the truth behind the fishy disappearances. we got UFOs flyin’ around, fish talkin’ in alien languages, and a secret underwater base where the fish are plottin’ their revenge. join us if u wanna be part of the craziest fishy adventure in minecraft history!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Allergic Anarchy: Danger Zone

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come join our minecraft server and escape the madness of food allergies! our world is a safe haven where you can munch on all the virtual food you want without fear of anaphylaxis! build a giant peanut butter castle or a towering gluten-free skyscraper, the possibilities are endless!

our server is the perfect place to forget about your real-life worries and immerse yourself in a world where food allergies don’t exist. no more epi-pens or ingredient labels to read, just pure unadulterated fun!

so come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boredom! trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave. plus, our virtual doctors are always on call in case of any in-game emergencies. see you in the game, food allergy warriors!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	120	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mines Excavated:	3186
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2