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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 549 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Emeralds Found: | 9375 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 37 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 | Enchantments Applied: | 300 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs off of cliffs, battling giant chickens with diamond swords, and building houses out of nothing but TNT! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of evil llamas wearing top hats. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!
So if you’re ready to embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT)!