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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 185 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Mineshafts Explored: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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