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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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