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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
Astral Projections Made: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46
Mineshafts Explored: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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