Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6118
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4140
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1196
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3994
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Meteorites Collected:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8190
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	365
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9401
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3569	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Star Shards Collected:	217	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6820	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2084
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Ores Mined:	3732	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Votes:	2818

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1088
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4492
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1562	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5708
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	358
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7854
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3064
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1887
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8583
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magic Items Found:	8223
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2085
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net