Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

alligator, Bear, bicycle, Bull, Cardio, Cats, Cheese, comedy, cookie, cornfield, couples, Crafting, Dinosaur, dont, eggs, Fish, foot, Frogs, funny, Golf, grape, gym, Happiness, humor, jokes, Laughter, Math, Minecraft, Ninjas, noodle, nose, oysters, Party, Penguin, Picture, planet, Puns, relationships, Scarecrow, Shoes, Skeletons, smp, snowman, Space, squirrel, teeth, tissue dance, tomato, towel, Vampire

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4850
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Towns Built:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2377
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	225
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Votes:	8037

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

play.astridcloud.xyz

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8378
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Gods Slained:	2

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.Venturedmc.org

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5514
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Potions Brewed:	66
Gods Slained:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

mythgarde.live

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6823
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Farms Harvested:	868
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

sky-mc.net

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8579
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

DankPrison.com

Silvermons

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2683
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

play.silvermons.com

Ascendant Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8618
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	222	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

AscendantSurvival.com

Cherry Survival

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1854
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ores Mined:	2407
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

[1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

ms.cherrysurvival.com

MineRefuge

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9329
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mines Excavated:	4472
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Gods Slained:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

MineRefuge is the #1 Survival and OneBlock server out there!Join our Earth Survival servers where the map is a 1:500 exact replica of our majestic planet, Earth! All continents have been set, teleport to the one you desire to live in by typing /continentsOr, join our OneBlock server where you start off on your 1 block island that once you break it, regenerates as another random block, expand your island and build what you want!

game.minerefuge.com

The future

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5260
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Brazilian Minecraft Server.Survival server with mining, clans, economy, events, McMMO, etc.Visit our official store at https://futgo.me/loja and our Official Discord at https://futgo.me/discord

jogar.futurium.com.br

EnchantedMC

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2598
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

We are an innovative Minecraft Network, we strive to make the best possible and most optimized gameplay experience for our community. We have many gamemodes you may enjoy such as Skyblock, Prison and Gens. You can join today to see what we have to offer.

play.enchantedmc.net

Survivify

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6873
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Astral Projections Made:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

mc.survivify.org

WilderCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9551
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

play.wildercraft.net

BeeMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2926
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

beemc.org

Chaktet

Pixelmon

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	New Chunks Explored:	403731
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Enter a world of pokemon adventures! – Characteristics Some of the features that we already have or that we will be adding soon: – CLAIMS – STORE MENU – PLAYER WARPS – PLAYER HOUSES – SKILLS – KITS – DRAWINGS – DAILY REWARDS – TRADE SYSTEM – GIFT SYSTEM Discord https://discord.gg/x94HXUa4Aa

198.244.254.34