Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

alligator, Bear, bicycle, Bull, Cardio, Cats, Cheese, comedy, cookie, cornfield, couples, Crafting, Dinosaur, dont, eggs, Fish, foot, Frogs, funny, Golf, grape, gym, Happiness, humor, jokes, Laughter, Math, Minecraft, Ninjas, noodle, nose, oysters, Party, Penguin, Picture, planet, Puns, relationships, Scarecrow, Shoes, Skeletons, smp, snowman, Space, squirrel, teeth, tissue dance, tomato, towel, Vampire

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6200
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Divine Spears Created:	22	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4075
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5142
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1134
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3086
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Crops Grown:	2632	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7003
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	8013	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6510
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Star Shards Collected:	105	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7082
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2537
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2958
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Votes:	7192	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Mines Excavated:	4305
Crops Grown:	7460	Star Shards Collected:	286
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Towns Built:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4645
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1734
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1136
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Crops Grown:	2783
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9457
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	4549
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Runes Activated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net