Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8077
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8898
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Votes:	7011
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Villages Defended:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8083
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	1613
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Secret Passages Found:	8

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5012
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Void Gems Collected:	22
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5650
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Animals Bred:	27
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9574
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	431	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8902
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	104	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mines Excavated:	3035
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Emeralds Found:	7325	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4650
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3347
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Dragons Tamed:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Zombie Dances:	10

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6279
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7964	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7505
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Emeralds Found:	8221	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2764
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Endless Night Skies:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7562
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Farms Harvested:	890

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2582
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dragons Tamed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com